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Funny But True African Proverbs by pedrojustice: 9:45pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe). 2. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelling fingers (Nigeria). 3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are still in the waters (Uganda). 4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon). 5. It requires lots of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana). 6. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles (Guinea). 7. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles). 8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem (Ethiopia). |
Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by Mologi(m): 10:06pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
very true...but this will not stop buahri from winning 1 Like |
Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by kestolove95(m): 12:03am On Dec 22, 2014 |
tooto sae water from prick no plenty but e dey reach am form pikin(Biafra) |
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