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How To Spot A Paid Online PDP/APC Laptop Dog! by DickDastardly(m): 12:01pm On Dec 22, 2014
This paid agents has infiltrated every online platform and are easily identifiable by how low and crude they get in earning their wages. 
Their job definition is simple, read below:

(1) Praise and launder the image of their paymaster even if he is Lucifer himself.
(2) Attack anybody with contrary opinion with the villest of curses(especially in the face of defeat by a superior arguement)
(3) Dig out old dusty family pictures of the paymaster from God-knows-where, put it online and argue that he is a loving family man(even if everyone else knows he's a monster) 
(4) Get the paymaster to snap new pictures in suits and poses that will make models green with envy(not minding that everyone knows that the man in question will only adorn such attire in real life at gun point)
(5) Upload pictures of their man wearing mummy-like smiles to force fake amiabilty down the throat of gullible voters.
(6) Upload any seeming compromising picture or silly memes of their mark and tag it anything to derride him.
(7) Create mass-monickers to easily harvest "likes" for seeming positive comments attributed to their paymaster to make them appear popular to the uninformed.
(8 .Create monickers with a particular tribe's language or name, so they can always claim roots and be like "even though i'm from same place as so so and so, i will not vote for him" (and we all know he or she is not from there)  witty devils
(9) Avoid threads on achievements of their mark like plague and feast on seeming negative topics of their mark like balded vultures on dead putrified meat.
(10) Create a counter thread immediately one pops up against their paymaster and demand its immediately sent to home page, else the forum management is criminally biased.
(11) Hover around like hawks online 24/7 in case verbal attack duty calls. 
(12) Add your own observations.

There are genuine party/candidate supporters. But you dont need to look too hard to see they are not on anybody's payroll. They normally will praise their party/candidate when they merit it, but are also quick to criticize or condemn their wrongs.
The paid Agents in their characteristic style will either avoid this thread like leprousy or come out fangs-out to attack me.
I cant wait for Febuary 2015 to come and go so we can have our online forums, espcially NAIRALAND back from these pests and their current dirty campaign pestilence.

......... DickDastardly is a Social Critic
Re: How To Spot A Paid Online PDP/APC Laptop Dog! by thegoodone2(m): 12:09pm On Dec 22, 2014
on point
Re: How To Spot A Paid Online PDP/APC Laptop Dog! by Nelsizzy(m): 12:23pm On Dec 22, 2014
Their monkierz or adonblivit
Re: How To Spot A Paid Online PDP/APC Laptop Dog! by ireneony(f): 12:26pm On Dec 22, 2014
frontpage things
Re: How To Spot A Paid Online PDP/APC Laptop Dog! by Nobody: 12:27pm On Dec 22, 2014
Didn't you post this word-for-word yesterday?
Re: How To Spot A Paid Online PDP/APC Laptop Dog! by Shibazz: 7:37am On Jun 12, 2020
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