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Doctor And Paient by tytylayor: 3:36pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news? Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers |
Re: Doctor And Paient by krama(m): 4:15pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
Re: Doctor And Paient by segunpc(m): 4:34pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmm titi i will not comment on this joke so will not ve to break me head. |
Re: Doctor And Paient by romsky: 5:03pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
tyty accept my condolensce o ni fi such repay us o pele |
Re: Doctor And Paient by tytylayor: 5:55pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
see dis ode o, no be u be d patient abi b'coz i no put ur name, i no wan ban nw, no not nw |
Re: Doctor And Paient by sholabanke(m): 5:57pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
@ poster nice one tyty and romade again |
Re: Doctor And Paient by tytylayor: 6:11pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
c ur maut, i mension name? |
Re: Doctor And Paient by sholabanke(m): 6:23pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
@ tyty dont let me BAN u last warning |
Re: Doctor And Paient by tytylayor: 6:44pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
u tink say i dey fear abeg ban, na today? |
Re: Doctor And Paient by sholabanke(m): 6:46pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
okay u just want vex me thats second to the last warning please becareful i hav all the power now |
Re: Doctor And Paient by tytylayor: 6:47pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
oo to be |
Re: Doctor And Paient by sholabanke(m): 6:51pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
my God please dont make me do this i beg u i will not accept ur letter of apology o anu e lon se mi |
Re: Doctor And Paient by romsky: 9:48am On Dec 11, 2008 |
tyty i know 4 sure dat i am not as dumb as u luk omo iya banke u r not boy enuf to ban our wyf |
Re: Doctor And Paient by tytylayor: 10:16am On Dec 11, 2008 |
only original dumbs know d upcoming dumbs |
Re: Doctor And Paient by romsky: 10:19am On Dec 11, 2008 |
that is wia u r wrong switpie it takes a renounced & retired one to know an aspiring one |
Re: Doctor And Paient by tytylayor: 10:54am On Dec 11, 2008 |
dumbino, oko bimbo |
Re: Doctor And Paient by romsky: 12:35pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
pele arugi ta |
Re: Doctor And Paient by tytylayor: 12:49pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
okun asegi ta, alaparutu |
Re: Doctor And Paient by romsky: 12:51pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
tolotolo wetin u dey talk my yorua is not dat gud o |
Re: Doctor And Paient by tytylayor: 12:53pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
se omo ale yoruba ni wo ni? |
Re: Doctor And Paient by romsky: 1:38pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
nah just a pirated Benin & xpatriated togolese |
Re: Doctor And Paient by sholabanke(m): 6:59pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
omo oko oro gbori eeeeeeeee @ tyty o le nu pa |
Re: Doctor And Paient by nowat(f): 9:09am On Dec 12, 2008 |
nothing good comes out of an evil minded person |
Re: Doctor And Paient by emmyjojo(m): 10:21am On Dec 12, 2008 |
tyty, how much u wan sell that ur slippers sef? |
Re: Doctor And Paient by sylve11: 10:30am On Dec 12, 2008 |
nowat: like that of urs? emmyjojo: she no wan sell, if u wan buy go the nearest market. @ololumi how u dey? |
Re: Doctor And Paient by romsky: 10:44am On Dec 12, 2008 |
we r just wakin kip ur kiss 4 now |
Re: Doctor And Paient by sylve11: 10:51am On Dec 12, 2008 |
i just drop nowat from my car, and am very sure u r mistaken nowat for ma ololumi |
Re: Doctor And Paient by romsky: 11:00am On Dec 12, 2008 |
nah i av no nid 4 nowat now as xmas dey approach na im she show face till february b4 i see her |
Re: Doctor And Paient by sylve11: 11:24am On Dec 12, 2008 |
if only nowat can see what u just posted, mehn u wicked. See as u dey dodge expenses. |
Re: Doctor And Paient by romsky: 11:29am On Dec 12, 2008 |
i resemble charity org 4 ya faze |
Re: Doctor And Paient by sylve11: 11:49am On Dec 12, 2008 |
since u no dey resemble charity org, dat's why i sey u wicked na. After u don chop clean mouth u dey take of. wubish. |
Re: Doctor And Paient by michelin: 11:59am On Dec 12, 2008 |
where you there at the scene and how did you manage to know that the next guy in ward was very interested in making an offer for the slips but you Bleep up ooo u no tell us how much they guy wan pay for the bata, she make i laugh abi make vess or bone or even fact all the way sha eno sweet try another one may i go fit to laugh sorry i forget nice joke you try well well but na later i con laff |
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