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A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by dashkk(m): 5:51pm On Jul 02, 2007
A doctor and a lawyer met at a party
A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, "Tell me, what do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"When they ask, I give them advice", replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill in the morning."

The doctor decided to take the lawyer's advice and for the rest of the evening wrote down the names and addresses of everyone who approached him for advice. The next morning he took out the list, just as his secretary walked into his office and handed him a bill from the lawyer.
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by sweetnini(f): 8:42pm On Aug 29, 2007
lol smiley
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by clemcykul(f): 3:50pm On Aug 30, 2007
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

this is great grin grin grin grin grin

thumbs up KK u got it wright grin grin grin

this kuuulll lol
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by dashkk(m): 6:47pm On Aug 30, 2007
clemcykul
thank you
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by clemcykul(f): 4:18pm On Sep 03, 2007
you are welcome but not always grin grin grin grin
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by 2muchbar(m): 4:34pm On Sep 03, 2007
tyte
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by dashkk(m): 5:03pm On Sep 03, 2007
clemcykul
why not every time?
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by clemcykul(f): 9:48am On Sep 04, 2007
coz u'll over staay ur welcome grin grin grin grin
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by mimiko(f): 1:02pm On Sep 04, 2007
nice funny i saw it coming.
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by folly69(m): 1:15pm On Sep 04, 2007
good 1, mimiko been tryin to get in touch wats up
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by Lolabbey: 2:37pm On Mar 10, 2009
lol
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by sylve11: 8:19pm On Mar 10, 2009
why u go resurect thisthread again lullaby
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by studio43(m): 9:34pm On Mar 10, 2009
CUZ HER ENTIRE LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS THREAD FOR SURVIVal grin




BRB grin
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by lordmassac(m): 6:13pm On Mar 11, 2009
its business as usual na grin grin grin
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by D1KeleVra(m): 7:42pm On Mar 15, 2009
angry angry angry angry
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On Mar 16, 2009
ol boi carry your frustrations comot for road na haba!
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by romsky: 12:53pm On Mar 16, 2009
lastma
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by clemcykul(f): 1:11pm On Mar 16, 2009
wat do u mean dear?
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by D1KeleVra(m): 3:54pm On Mar 16, 2009
Ur 'dear' means that u are a law enforcement agent specifically in the LASTMA.
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by clemcykul(f): 4:44pm On Mar 16, 2009
the same to you my son
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by D1KeleVra(m): 5:56pm On Mar 16, 2009
No thank u im already an architect. smiley
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by CrazyMan(m): 6:32pm On Mar 16, 2009
And I'm a writer smiley
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by CrazyMan(m): 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2009
smiley
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by D1KeleVra(m): 6:56pm On Mar 16, 2009
cheesy Hows that book going?
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by clemcykul(f): 10:31am On Mar 17, 2009
very bad i tell you
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by CrazyMan(m): 12:19pm On Mar 17, 2009
Who talk to you. Abeg no swear for my work o! angry
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by clemcykul(f): 12:38pm On Mar 17, 2009
lol
make i pray for u* go forth and prosper!*;d
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by CrazyMan(m): 12:43pm On Mar 17, 2009
I go prosper and when I prosper, I go buy you kabukabu say amen to that grin
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by D1KeleVra(m): 5:45pm On Mar 17, 2009
AAAMMEEEEN! cheesy grin grin grin cheesy yOUR LIFE GO BETTER NOW O! LEVELS GO CHANGE! cheesy
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by dani1luv: 5:48pm On Mar 17, 2009
@ JOKE
LOLLLLL
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by clemcykul(f): 11:15am On Mar 18, 2009
dani come take me out na
Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by CrazyMan(m): 12:25pm On Mar 18, 2009
Your wheel chair is faulty so I’m afraid you might have to remain there a bit longer.

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