So it happened, that after some thugs paralding themselves as Special Anti-Robbery Squad {SARS} came and disrupted and succesfully scattered evrytin in where we were having fun {USHONGO HILL IN BENUE STATE}, shooting evrywhere and even almost killed one of my friends {though two others were killed} I and my frnds decided to go bak to Adikpo where we came from. Getting there we quickly arranged our babes and off we went to a very popular restaurant {DE MAMA'S KITCHEN}. Drank more than five cartons of different drinks with more than #5000 meat and suya. 8:30pm kpam and evrybody was more than high {though not the MOST HIGH}, where all this bike men dey self? Bike! Drop me and my babe for near Abroad there. Getting there, I payed d guy, took my babe and entered my compound. Chai! So Arinze never finish with this babe. Arinze na one of my frnds whey collect my key say make e go cool konji with him babe 4 my house since 7pm o. Bia Arinze na born una dey born 4 there? Arinze no even respond sef. Wetin man go do na, I just stand 4 outside with my babe dey cuddle am dey wait wen dis íd1ot go finally give me chance 4 my own rum. Who be this tall guy whey dey come there with that gal whey be like mammi-water? Onyema? Na you? Abeg no carry dat babe come here o, make I cool konji finish first. Onyema begin beg me say d babe say she wan go house so make I allow am do even if na 4 thirty minutes. Bia Arinze you never finish? I check my watch, 10pm. Chai! Why I even give dis guy my key self? To make tins worse, Arinze babe just dey moan sexually like hmmmm assshhhhhh, uuuuuuuuu, hearing those sounds alone fit make man whey dem no even circumcise begin feel exrta konji. Chai! At last, Arinze don finish. As I put head make I enter my rum with my babe, Onyema and im babe follow me sharp sharp. Well, make we dey hammer am 2geda na, wetin. Before I pull of my #alobam shirt, onyema and him babe don alread dey kiss, nna dis guy na sharp shooter o. Make I pull my trouser and verse, nna dis guys don already dey flex on top my one foot bed o. Chai! O boy when I go begin with my own babe na, come where d babe dey sef? Sandra? Sandra? Nna where this babe na? I open door, go outside, Sandra? Where u dey na? No, dis babe no fit do dis kind tin to me. Upon all d konji whey don gada 4 my body? Upon all d money whey I spend? #11800 just today so dat I go later collect am from dis gal kpekus was wat I spent and dis gal wan fall my hand? Na so I begin sweat, I enter rum with anger, check evrywhere 4 my rum, even go open fridge check, still I no see sandra. Hmmmmm baby u're sweet, I loooovvv love love u u u u., ah ah ah. Omo na Onyema babe dey moan so o. Grin grin grin grin, na my phone dey ring? Who dey cal me sef? I begin struggle to comot my phone from my pocket. Sandra calling..... Chai! I no know when I shout praise da Lord!. Na so I jump! Na only papa God wey save my head from being cut off by the ceilling fan. After abt 5 minutes wey I dey celebrate say my Sandra dey call me, na im I pick d call. Hello? Emeka? Yes Sandra, u dey outside? No oo, I dey 4 house. Which house? Na so I shout with all my eyes nearly falling from dia sockets. Chai! Sandra wetin I do you na?. Emeka Am very sorry, pls I wuld come to your house tomorrow. You dey mad! In fact, in short, delete my number now cus if u ever call dis line again, amadioha go carry im two frnds thunder and lightning visit u and ur generation 4 there. Chai! So after every every, dis gal run go house abi? No wahala. Ah asshhhhhh babe hmmm Onyema dey moan. So dis guy and im babe still dey my bed? Where dis my cutlass dey sef? Krap krap, na d sound whey my cutlass make wen I sharp am 4 groumd make I carry tear Onyema nd im babe to pieces. B4 I enter rum Onyema and him babe don dey rush dey comot. Ole! You for stay na. Nna na wetin happen to me yesterday be that o. You can add yours..... Happy Christmas and a prosperous new year frnds.

Guy u try sha. But where u copy the story from?

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Guy u try sha. But where u copy the story from?

copy kwa? I dey tel u wetin happen yesday to me.

My friends phone was seized. By cultist, details coming in another thread

Eyaaa why them seize im phone na