Mine was on the 1st of August, it was my birthday so I decided to go out with my friends in my newly acquired car(I Was A Learner Then).

To cut the long story short, naso I drive the car enter one house. Come see as people gather dey look us. (Ibadan people can look), it was so embarrasing on that day.

Don't Just View, Share Yours.

One day i went to an aunty's place and i saw my nephew who is like 5years younger than me but has grown taller dan me *am a short person with small stature and baby face* I wasn't even embarrased that he's taller than me until my so-called aunt was like "anha! Ubong, you're not growing o... see Samuel *her child* is even taller than you sef... i wasn't even angry i swallowed the statement like agbo jedi m, then she started forcing me to measure height with her son... my mom saw i was pissed and stopped her before I'll display my madness for her... the woman later apologize stylishly wen my mum told her my age and she was like "hey,. sorry oo...

Incase

alberto2k:
I tapped a lady on her arm, she was carrying a hand bag and thought I wanted snatching it but before I could say "jack robinson" she slapped me, jst cuz I was trying to tell her dat she dropped her ID card in the bus she was about to exit.. I just smiled and walked away
Na d conductor later gist her...
Few seconds later She just dey shout Bros wait!, bros wait!!, I just waved bt didn't look back, my face was on d ground till I got home..



Mehn dat her slap heavy o.. I reach hauz con see her hand sef

eleyi gidi gan

My partner's nyash is bigger and softer than mine.

I am still embarrassed.