I found this funny write up somewhere and I decided
to bring it on here, though I have removed and added
some, based on some funny facts I know about this
issue. Make sure you don't laugh too much as you
read on. When people hear the phrase UNILAG GIRLS, some
thoughts pop into their minds. Some think UNILAG
girls are Aristos, some think they are classy, others
think they are materialistic, another think of them as
Runz girls, some see them as parole girls, and some
see them as gold diggers. Well to all these, I can't say you are wrong or right
but all I know is that, they really like entering
sophisticated cars.. hehehe. Yes! nice cars I said, not
that your kind of jalopy..lol. Also, not all these terms are true though, not all Lag
girls are aristo’s, not all of them are parole girls,
but there are 3 things they all have in common which
is their love for money, their love for jumping in and
out of different cars and also their unconditional love
for chicken and chips. (They are not very happy now as they are on holidays its
been a bad market for them) There are 7 female hostels in UNILAG, namely: 1. Amina, 2. Kofo, 3. Makama, 4. Fagunwa, 5. MTH 6.
Moremi, 7. Honours. So lets begin with the classifications.

Makama Girls: It is said that to get a Makama girl all you need are 2
hot meat pies and a chilled bottle of fanta and she’s
all yours (patapata); just make sure the meatpies are
hot and the fanta is chilled, apparently they prefer it
that way.

M.T.H Babes and Fagunwa Chicks: To get a MTH and Fagunwa babe all you need is just
200 Naira suya and they are yours, if you’re feeling
buoyant you can manage to buy them chicken suya
instead, things like that tickle their fancy. These three hostels are situated close to each other
inside New hall (Unilag Ghetto) thus making them
neighbours. People say new hall girls don’t have
class (true), some say they love to party hard (very
true), some also say they are cheap (well, not so
true) but we all know they ain't that classy #smh. Every time I go to visit someone (Girls) in new hall
I’m always ashamed or scared, I’m always
scared cuz new hall boys might rob me and beat the
crap outa me and I’m always afraid that some new
hall girls might obtain me and share the money
amongst themselves to buy suya. Most 100 level girls stay in these 3 halls thus making
them jobless, they never stay inside their hostels so
it’s not unusual if you see them roaming around
new hall looking for boys to buy them food and other
edible trinket, for now let’s call them Ghetto Girls or
Suya Girls.

Moremi Girls: Also known as chicken and chips babes, to get an
audience with a moremi babe you must submit a
plate of chicken and chips and she’ll
listen to you. It doesn’t necessarily mean that they
will answer you it just simply means they’ll give
you an audience. They prefer older men with cars and they date guys with money and mostly club
boys, but we have some good girls (nerds) amongst
them. Lets call Moremi girls Chicken and Chips Girls.

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Honours Girls: Australia is a county where people know about but
nobody visits, that’s exactly how honours hall is. Its
situated in a bushy swamp in the middle of nowhere
so they barely get visitors. Most times I go there I see
men with cars toasting those small girls, honours
girls are boring girls with no event in their life so let’s call them Village girls or Bush Girls. You need
to see how they use to beg boys to come to their hall
week, the place is fucking deserted. I feel your pains
and cry for you babes.

Amina Girls: I’m pretty sure you have heard about aristo and
runs girls in UNILAG, well 70% of the aristo and runs
girl stay in amina hall, the hostel is situated at the
main gate area of the institution, so when those bros
that their wives have traveled to the UK, that bros
that just got a job in Chevron and those Alhaji bringing bringing come to pick up girls, they quickly
branch at amina to negotiate the price *coughs 50k*
and they carry the girls for outside flexing. Come and see different cars parked in front of their
hostel most especially at night (They are right there
as am typing now). So lets call them ARISTOcratic
babes.. lmaoo. Ah yes!I must not forget, Amina hall has one mad
kissing spot outside it just right in front of the Queen
Amina statue, That’s where you’ll find some
broke El-Kanemi boys without rides, kissing their
babes as if they come to study "KISSIOLOGY" in
UNILAG, Anyway, it’s always a pleasant sight to watch. Also to the extreme of this same Amina
hostel is a miraculous, small but mighty garden, like I
said in one of my previous posts, its indeed a place
for signs and wonders, ask Biobaku boys, they will
tell you HOWFAR..lol.

Kofo Hall: Also known for its Aristocracy acts, this is another
car park its very close to Amina hall, one can hardly
differentiate their customers from that of Amina's
cuz their clients sometimes park their cars in front of
Amina. Though, I have heard some guyz complaining
about their hall week, one guy even said and I quote " I can never go for Kofo hall week even if am paid
to". But han han now! its not that worst, all I know is
that Biobaku boys will never joke with this babes,
may be because they give them free mighty and
wonderful sights most especially when they peep
from the toilet that faces Kofo hostel. I also hear that, If you’re the type of guy that
double date, you are advised not to try such with a
girl in any of those 3 female hostels in new hall cuz
gists travel faster than an Aeroplane in there. Find a girlfriend in Honours and another side chick in
newhall, the probability of them meeting is very
slim. Finally, If you have money and you know you’re
ready to spend then you should try dating one
Emerald babe, i.e the female hostel outside the
school, located directly opposite to the school gate,
they are classy and poise women who like the good
things of life and also enjoy being spoiled silly. Its even a very good opportunity for you to know
different kind of sophisticated gadgets and
expensive phones e.g iPhone 18, BB 30, customized
ipads and all, just get your mind and purse prepared. All in all we love Unilag girls and we are always
proud of them, they should just have a rethink and
amend their ways in some aspects, especially as we
are resuming fully by January.