[b] I have noticed different threads on nairaland about relationship.
Some compose poems just to transfer their feelings to their supposed crush.
Am only putting up this thread as a guide to especially the guys who compose letters and poems just cos they wana get attention or probably find love

These are my top guides for Nairalanders in your quest to get a soul-mate.

1. You should never propose or woo a lady onNairaland through poems or letters..Some1 like unibenstudent would ask Y?

Its because ladies might enjoy the attention but if you aint what they rate as "My League" ,my guys u av just disgraced yourself..

2. Seun put up the PM option for a reason cos am sure he uses it too..
A lady would respond better and thats if she's feeling ur parol on this forum,only through a secret medium which is the PM option..

3. Always cut your coat according to your material..No come nairaland come begin pursue women when you know say them don pass your level just as USA pass NORTH KOREA..
Because a lady chats and responds well to your post on the forumn doesnt mean you should start making silly advances..

4. Never familiarize yourself to just every female cos the more you do that,the more your chances of catching them gets slim..just like i have started wanting someone here but i try to minimize the farmiliarity so as to help my chances later..

5. Never destroy a fellow guy on this forum or via PM cos your loyalty gets questioned especially when the guy is a popular figure on here..Ladies who are loyal to him would mark you for elimination..the day you mess up,your sins would all come out..

6.Never choose to pick a clique on Nairaland cos it might be fun but the older and matured ladies see it as childish..I have noticed lotsa cliques on NL but some of them act with sense of reason..others post silly stuffs to feel among..

7. Not Every lady or guy who post and acts expensive really is expensive..So before you woo or be wooed,watchout! [/b]

Lastly..I like you pass d way truckpusher like u,biko>>Lilamartedi

Noted. Thanks

Beesluv:
Noted. Thanks

welcm..u a female or male?

Tracey.. Oya comment for this matter

SuperMartins:
Tracey.. Oya comment for this matter

E quick you see me abi .



I no get anything to but to wish them luck in their love quest .

Elantracey:


E quick you see me abi .



I no get anything to but to wish them luck in their love quest .

so u be wan dodge b4..
Anyways,mesef been wan write give u shaa..

SuperMartins:
so u be wan dodge b4..
Anyways,mesef been wan write give u shaa..

wait o



write wetin ?

Elantracey:



wait o



write wetin ?

Shuoo..wetin people dey post now..say mesef don begin love you,make u love me baq ..

SuperMartins:
welcm..u a female or male?

He/She

Beesluv:

He/She

Ok..jxt noticed u a lady..ur followers re mostly males ..

SuperMartins:
Ok..jxt noticed u a lady..ur followers re mostly males ..

Lol, is that the way you detect

SuperMartins:
Shuoo..wetin people dey post now..say mesef don begin love you,make u love me baq ..

Hehehe na only agape love I get to share , you want ?

SuperMartins:

Lastly..I like you pass d way truckpusher like u,biko>>Lilamartedi

Lol. Hmmm

Mehn I like ya no. 3. It proves to me that usa level of technology has heightened compare to north korea's.

That clique thing sha

Mehn I luv ur no 3. It proves dat USA tech. Is stronger compare to north korea's.

Nice post. Before one makes a fool of one' self. because what ppl put up here is very different from what is obtainable in reality or when you get to interact with them. The real person is different from the e-person.

Beesluv:
Lol, is that the way you detect

Not all d time but urs seem clear ..Lolz

Elantracey:



Hehehe na only agape love I get to share , you want ?

carry ur love go joor..A real man needs real love joor..

Lilamartedi:
Lol. Hmmm

Aunty.. But dnt u like my honesty

romzyxy:
Mehn I like ya no. 3. It proves to me that usa level of technology has heightened compare to north korea's.

its obvious..u a yank?

Lilamartedi:
That clique thing sha

Lets make a clique ..

SuperMartins:
Aunty.. But dnt u like my honesty

Actually, I do

PrettyClare7:
Nice post. Before one makes a fool of one' self. because what ppl put up here is very different from what is obtainable in reality or when you get to interact with them. The real person is different from the e-person.

Clearly..Never fall for E-characters..its all a mirage but sm can be real tho..

SuperMartins:
carry ur love go joor..A real man needs real love joor..

Hian


which love could be more real than agape love ?

Lilamartedi:
Actually, I do

Lol..Nice
So can i write u a poem too?

Jst passing bye #Lips sealed

SuperMartins:
Lol..Nice
So can i write u a poem too?

Lol, No.

I would just run far away from you

Elantracey:



Hian


which love could be more real than agape love ?

Come Trac..Why u stingy with real love sha Am ready to do anytin even compose for u

Lilamartedi:
Lol, No.

I would just run far away from you

Lmao..biko ,i wont write
Anyways,now that u av found a wife for truckpusher,hope i can now come to see your parents?

Guys and girls sha......especially here on nairaland....its just so funny....

SuperMartins:
Lmao..biko ,i wont write
Anyways,now that u av found a wife for truckpusher,hope i can now come to see your parents?

let's start with that clique thing first