After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo and he doesn't travel light, the driver
notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
Excuse me, Your Eminence, says the driver, Would you please take your Seat so we can leave? Well, to tell
you the truth, says the Pope, they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.
I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if Something should happen? protests the
driver,wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
There might be something extra in it for you,says the Pope. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the
Pope climbs in behind the wheel.
The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors
it,accelerating the limo to 105 mph. Please slow down, Your Holiness!!! pleads the worried driver,but the
Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
Oh, my God, I'm goanna lose my license, moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window
as the cop approaches,but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the
radio. I need to talk to the Chief, he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a Limo going a hundred and five. So bust
him, said the Chief. I don't think we want to do that, he's really important, said the cop.
The Chief then asked, Who ya got there, the Mayor?
Cop: Bigger
Chief: Governor?
Cop: Bigger
Well, said the Chief, Who is it?
Cop: I think it's God!
Chief: What makes you think it is God?
Cop: He's got the Pope as his driver!

Stay Cool and drive home safely !!

^{**Fall on the floor laughing**}


My friends think am running mad.

The Cop did'nt check the car!!

wia u laffin cuss d post was funny or d fact dat u wia runnin mad _{just curious though}

Oh that's so hilarious!

@krama
where did u borrow that english from?
if HILLARY CLINTON can hear that u will be in trouble

Its just a modified version of the original starring Driver, T.D. Jakes, Jesus.

wats d original version?

romade:

wia u laffin cuss d post was funny or d fact that u wia runnin mad _{just curious though}

Just the same thing that happened to you during your madness. Could you pls send me your remaining tablets

hahahahaha, mehn, i like dis,

my madness or the joke? I don't think you'll like to see my dada when it scarter.

@Romade

My house just burst into great crying laughter having read the print out of this, what do I call it, in fact, this this

Stale