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Joke Of The Day For Employees... by drizzydrag(m): 5:59pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE) 1.The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career. 2. HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man. HER desk is cluttered. She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain 3. HE is talking with his co-workers. He must be discussing the latest deal SHE is talking with her co-workers. She must be gossiping. 4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting. SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room. 5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers. SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping. 6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up. SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair. 7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance. The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset. 8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry? SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry? 9. HE's getting married. He'll get more settled. SHE is getting married. She'll get pregnant and leave. 10. HE's having a baby. He'll need a raise. SHE's having a baby. She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits. 11. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career. SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say? 12. HE's leaving for a better job. He knows how to recognise a good opportunity. SHE's leaving for a better job. Women are not dependable. |
Re: Joke Of The Day For Employees... by Beesluv: 6:16pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Good But, some are not challenges Why including 'his' when the topic reads 'ladies Conclusion: Confused thread |
Re: Joke Of The Day For Employees... by drizzydrag(m): 7:21pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Beesluv:I include HIS to show how Male co-workers seems to always have their way compare to ladies. Conclusion: Convinced thread Beesluv:I include HIS to show how Male co-workers seems to always have their way compare to ladies. Conclusion: Convinced thread |
Re: Joke Of The Day For Employees... by Beesluv: 8:28pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Better topic now. Convinced. Nice 1 |
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