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8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 2:28pm On Dec 29, 2014
1. The separators. They're always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You'll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down.

2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who's at fault.

3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with "types of people". They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you'll get is an "I don't know" reply. I fall under this category grin

4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They'll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight.

5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?

6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They're never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on.

7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They're everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. they'll sight from afar to see if there's any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They'll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you'll see is them exchanging numbers.

8. The Motivators. lol. These ones are like devils. They give you reasons to fight. Even if you've declined to fight, they must tell you something so annoying in order to increase your rage and get you wrestling whilst they observe you from distance and make mockery of you.

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tosyne2much my lecturer grin

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by holatin(m): 2:31pm On Dec 29, 2014
the "I don't care"" crew they walk past because they Ve important things to do

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:32pm On Dec 29, 2014
The current tapping seperators cool,they appear mostly if it is a female fight grin and they use the fight to satisfy the snake in-between their legs,

these guys would be like "who No like to tap free current " grin
smh

say No to current tappers

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by 3DCYCLOPS: 2:38pm On Dec 29, 2014
Where i come from..the only fight we fight is GUN fight...







THE COACHES
They are always at the front row..and you hear them screaming out instructions...

'egbon oya give am upper cut'


And after the fight their candidate loses..you hear them saying 'ogbeni i tell you make you give upper cut..you go dey blow he chest'

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 2:44pm On Dec 29, 2014
3DCYCLOPS:
Where i come from..the only fight we fight is GUN fight...







THE COACHES
They are always at the front row..and you hear them screaming out instructions...

'egbon oya give am upper cut'
lol. So true

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by ShakurM(m): 2:47pm On Dec 29, 2014
..space bookers too grin, I must see wetin dey happen for front shocked

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:51pm On Dec 29, 2014
We don't fight here in Pakistan!!

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by damselalayo(f): 3:03pm On Dec 29, 2014
Incase
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:07pm On Dec 29, 2014
your list isnt complete without the "The motivators"...

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 3:10pm On Dec 29, 2014
faqman:

your list isnt complete without the "The motivators"...
hahaha. So true. Forgot to add that grin
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by leshluap(m): 3:20pm On Dec 29, 2014
Ok.
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by tosyne2much(m): 3:28pm On Dec 29, 2014
Hahahahahahaha this hilarious grin

You made my day with this write up

*I dey come now*

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 3:46pm On Dec 29, 2014
tosyne2much:
Hahahahahahaha this hilarious grin

You made my day with this write up

*I dey come now*
grin
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Janeify(f): 3:51pm On Dec 29, 2014
I fall under number 3,that's if i don't leave the place when the fight starts
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by ColourTv: 4:38pm On Dec 29, 2014
You forgot the camera crew!
Their job is to take pix of the event for immediate uploading to their accounts.
#fightingModeActivated

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by jeflexy(m): 4:45pm On Dec 29, 2014
the force crew....... they wanna arrest everybody they see there.....
The medical crew.... they tend to ask questions like "he wound u??"
The join hand fight crew.... they wanna join hands with their friends/family not minding who's at fault
The pity crew....... they say things like "na wa o; see as them beat that boy..... chie, sorry u hear..
The religion crew... they say things like, "GOD go fight ur battle for you" cheesy grin tongue embarassed

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by CrazyScientist: 4:46pm On Dec 29, 2014
The Tappers; they will stand behind a lady with their kpekus and tap grin

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by CrazyScientist: 4:48pm On Dec 29, 2014
Yungwizzzy:
We don't fight here in Pakistan!!

Wizzzy grin na me smallpen.... ,I dey miss andyblaze ooo!
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Maccoy1(m): 5:18pm On Dec 29, 2014
LieDetector:
1. The separators. They're always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You'll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down.

2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who's at fault.

3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with "types of people". They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you'll get is an "I don't know" reply. I fall under this category grin

4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They'll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight.

5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?

6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They're never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on.

7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They're everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. they'll sight from afar to see if there's any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They'll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you'll see is them exchanging numbers.

Add yours

tosyne2much my lecturer grin
wow...am always late no 18 on row...it seems so people live on nairaland...they comment 2secs after Op post...

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by KingTom(m): 5:30pm On Dec 29, 2014
LieDetector:
1. The separators. They're always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You'll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down.

2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who's at fault.

3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with "types of people". They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you'll get is an "I don't know" reply. I fall under this category grin

4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They'll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight.

5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?

6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They're never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on.

7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They're everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. they'll sight from afar to see if there's any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They'll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you'll see is them exchanging numbers.

Add yours

tosyne2much my lecturer grin












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another Graduate of Tosyne2Much grin grin grin
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Freiburger(m): 5:33pm On Dec 29, 2014
I'm the 8th Type, I make a good use of my koboko on both without having to ask who's right or wrong grin

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 5:52pm On Dec 29, 2014
jeflexy:
the force crew....... they wanna arrest everybody they see there.....
The medical crew.... they tend to ask questions like "he wound u??"
The join hand fight crew.... they wanna join hands with their friends/family not minding who's at fault
The pity crew....... they say things like "na wa o; see as them beat that boy..... chie, sorry u hear..
The religion crew... they say things like, "GOD go fight ur battle for you" cheesy grin tongue embarassed
you don kill me with laughter o. Hehehehe grin

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by ireneony(f): 12:24am On Dec 30, 2014
hmmm interesting
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 8:01am On Dec 30, 2014
ireneony:
hmmm interesting
yea
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by kingstylo01(m): 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2015
1. The separators. They're always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You'll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down.
yea. its so true. they'll calm the fighters to the extend one of the fighters will start saying "leave me make i deal with am". as if if them leave am he go fit beat the other guy grin

2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who's at fault.
to me, these judges (refrees) dey use african time, always late for the match. angry

3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with "types of people". They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you'll get is an "I don't know" reply. I fall under this category
na so. they are the fans, although not really supporting any of the clubs (the two fighters)

4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They'll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight.
hmm... so true cool

5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?
reminds me of those that doesn't watch match, only to ask you "watin be scores?" when you are coming back from watching a game. angry

6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They're never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on.
them suppose join journalism cheesy

7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They're everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. they'll sight from afar to see if there's any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They'll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you'll see is them exchanging numbers.
bros, you want make them collect wounds from the fight?

8. The Motivators.  lol. These ones are like devils. They give you reasons to fight. Even if you've declined to fight, they must tell you something so annoying in order to increase your rage and get you wrestling whilst they observe you from distance and make mockery of you.
these are the real fans! cheesy even

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Tic4tac(m): 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2015
Na no8 i fall oooo...
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by ggrin(f): 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2015
cheesy

Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by kendrick9(m): 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2015
this is getting stale.. types of this and that.. why don't u guys go ahead and list the 10 types of girls to f.uck since u guys love lists
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by korel9: 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2015
And of recent...,














The "I was there" photographers grin

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by olayincar(m): 2:55pm On Jan 03, 2015
No.5 tho

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