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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:16pm On Jan 03, 2015
I was once a fight motivator...... na me dey put jara ontop fight matter.... i remember d day i was putting jara and d 2 fighters suddenly faced me, dat waz d day i stopped being a motivator....... #crying

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Horllamideh(m): 5:35pm On Jan 03, 2015
holatin:
the "I don't care"" crew they walk past because they Ve important things to do
My crew
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by AspDrone(m): 5:37pm On Jan 03, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
We don't fight here in Pakistan!!

True cuz u Only know how to BOMB!!!!!!!!
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Horllamideh(m): 5:38pm On Jan 03, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
We don't fight here in Pakistan!!
ofcourse....Yhu kill yaselves dia ni
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by AspDrone(m): 5:39pm On Jan 03, 2015
zick19:
I was once a fight motivator...... na me dey put jara ontop fight matter.... i remember d day i was putting jara and d 2 fighters suddenly faced me, dat waz d day i stopped being a motivator....... #crying
Your lie no sweet. Cook am well next time

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Horllamideh(m): 5:40pm On Jan 03, 2015
ColourTv:
You forgot the camera crew!
Their job is to take pix of the event for immediate uploading to their accounts.
#fightingModeActivated
Awon teamaljazeera ati teamsaharareporters niyen
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by timilinda(f): 5:50pm On Jan 03, 2015
faqman:

your list isnt complete without the "The motivators"...



So wot do d motivators do?
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by iykepromotions: 6:01pm On Jan 03, 2015
the explainant; he will be very busy explaining to anyone who care to listen the cause of the fight and who's at fault. i witnessed this one just yesterday
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by peteruuu(m): 6:12pm On Jan 03, 2015
holatin:
ow sure re you.
grin i am sure as you are sure that you are having a third leg cheesy cheesy cheesy




























#Drops mic & runs off to dodge "some very dirty slaps" grin

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by CzarRex: 6:16pm On Jan 03, 2015
Very well am d no.8 type..d gingerer..always tryin 2 motivate dem 2 fight more,wen dey finish with demselves.I find ma own levelgrin
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by ceononi: 6:19pm On Jan 03, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
We don't fight here in Pakistan!!
Yeah right!! grin
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:32pm On Jan 03, 2015
What happen to prisons in Nigeria?! Primitive people! angry angry angry angry
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by SOUTHBOY10: 6:41pm On Jan 03, 2015
[quote author=LieDetector post=29305893]1. The separators. They're always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You'll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down.

2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who's at fault.

3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with "types of people". They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you'll get is an "I don't know" reply. I fall under this category grin

4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They'll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight.

5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?

6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They're never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on.

7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They're everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. they'll sight from afar to see if there's any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They'll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you'll see is them exchanging numbers.

8. The Motivators. lol. These ones are like devils. They give you reasons to fight. Even if you've declined to fight, they must tell you something so annoying in order to increase your rage and get you wrestling whilst they observe you from distance and make mockery of you.

Add yours

tosyne2much my lecturer//////// nice 1 bruv you know naija people well:: the woman wrappers am 1 of em LWKMD---
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:53pm On Jan 03, 2015
timilinda:




So wot do d motivators do?
The motivators get into the fighters head by whinning them...
this make the fighter more angry....
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by ayusco: 7:15pm On Jan 03, 2015
Lol nice one op OK here's mine

THE PERVERTS: they come in form of separators but are actually the precursor of the tap current crew. They are usually males seeking out female combatants in order to grope them all in the name of 'I dey separate fight'

THE PSYCHIATRIST: similar to the judges but different in the sense that he/she only offers a listening ear. Fighter/fightee: I dey just dey mind my business na him e come fine my trouble psychiatrist: really? Tell me more

VOLTRON FORCE: usually they acts as defenders/supporters club of the combatants.

COMEDY CLUB CREW: these group of individuals find the whole scene hilarious as they just can't stop laughing

EMERGENCY SERVICE NUMBER: they usually call on people around to help end the fight. Ah e bami la won, e bami gbe, se BA yen e Ma Ma wo won (help me separate them, help me carry am, sey na sa u go they look them do nothing?)

THE SEXIST: usually women in conjunction with their male collaborators it doesn't matter if the woman fighter instigated or threw the first punch if the man retaliates he will be blamed ' ah ahn u no say u be man u wan kill am?'

THE GRIM REAPER: announces the death/collapse of a combatant 'moo gbe oti ku o, oti pa yan' (yee he/she don die, U don kii pesin)

SPRINKLER SYSTEM: after the grim reaper has made his announcement they will rush forward with buckets of water to sprinkle on the fallen combatant to revive him or her

THE FANS: they also come after the grim reaper they are not your supporters but people who will come with their bare Hands or various objects to FAN the victim

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by pjecly: 7:36pm On Jan 03, 2015
imagine!!! ........oh my God
see grammar." Asker" cryimagine!!! ........oh my God
see grammar." Asker"
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by oenamus1(m): 7:38pm On Jan 03, 2015
Janeify:
I fall under number 3,that's if i don't leave the place when the fight starts
The pick pockets: they only come around to steel.
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Tval(m): 7:38pm On Jan 03, 2015
LieDetector:

8. The Motivators. lol. These ones are like devils. They give you reasons to fight. Even if you've declined to fight, they must tell you something so annoying in order to increase your rage and get you wrestling whilst they observe you from distance and make mockery of you.



They might end up fighting the separator.
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 7:42pm On Jan 03, 2015
ayusco:
Lol nice one op OK here's mine

THE PERVERTS: they come in form of separators but are actually the precursor of the tap current crew. They are usually males seeking out female combatants in order to grope them all in the name of 'I dey separate fight'

THE PSYCHIATRIST: similar to the judges but different in the sense that he/she only offers a listening ear. Fighter/fightee: I dey just dey mind my business na him e come fine my trouble psychiatrist: really? Tell me more

VOLTRON FORCE: usually they acts as defenders/supporters club of the combatants.

COMEDY CLUB CREW: these group of individuals find the whole scene hilarious as they just can't stop laughing

EMERGENCY SERVICE NUMBER: they usually call on people around to help end the fight. Ah e bami la won, e bami gbe, se BA yen e Ma Ma wo won (help me separate them, help me carry am, sey na sa u go they look them do nothing?)

THE SEXIST: usually women in conjunction with their male collaborators it doesn't matter if the woman fighter instigated or threw the first punch if the man retaliates he will be blamed ' ah ahn u no say u be man u wan kill am?'

THE GRIM REAPER: announces the death/collapse of a combatant 'moo gbe oti ku o, oti pa yan' (yee he/she don die, U don kii pesin)

SPRINKLER SYSTEM: after the grim reaper has made his announcement they will rush forward with buckets of water to sprinkle on the fallen combatant to revive him or her

THE FANS: they also come after the grim reaper they are not your supporters but people who will come with their bare Hands or various objects to FAN the victim
lol. So on point bro. Can't stop laughing grin
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 03, 2015
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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Onyiido: 10:24pm On Jan 03, 2015
Me be No 3
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by 3moses: 11:04pm On Jan 03, 2015
those that look for any valuable materials to steal....
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by OLUJOSHINS(m): 1:38am On Jan 04, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
We don't fight here in Pakistan!!

Is this one high or what?
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Thraedz(m): 7:58am On Jan 04, 2015
The Motivators?.. More like the "Whiners". grin
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by wasolad01: 8:38am On Jan 04, 2015
The store keepers - they will volunteer to collect the handbags, wristwatches, phones, jewelries of the fighters before the battle. But everone from different crews or categories will join hand to search for them after the fight. Dem don dissappear with the properties in no time. grin

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Edusouls(m): 1:06pm On Jan 04, 2015
the blow judges...they weigh and analyze the weight of each punch thrown by each opponents,at the end they tell you say ,chai guy if u see the blow wey this fair guy dey throw ehhh im to heavy........

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Dammyjohn(m): 1:36pm On Jan 04, 2015
I am one of those number two(the judge).
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by AlphaDibia(m): 3:43pm On Jan 04, 2015
Omo mahn. I dey filling station one time, boys dey fight. See punch wey boys dey throw anyhow eh? You go think say na Dick Tiger dem pikins. Next thing you know, olokpa don arrive at the scene. Instead of to arrest boys.. them dey dia dey watch fight. 7 minute later, them waka go.. lol

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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by seunique(m): 6:55pm On Jan 04, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
We don't fight here in Pakistan!!
Yes we dont fight

We throw bombs grin
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:54am On Jan 05, 2015
AspDrone:

Your lie no sweet. Cook am well next time
why u no help me cook am? muntula
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Thazard(m): 8:44am On Aug 20, 2020
3DCYCLOPS:
Where i come from..the only fight we fight is GUN fight...







THE COACHES
They are always at the front row..and you hear them screaming out instructions...

'egbon oya give am upper cut'


And after the fight their candidate loses..you hear them saying 'ogbeni i tell you make you give upper cut..you go dey blow he chest'

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