My people be very careful these days ooo...
This happened to me last night when I
returned home... My God ooo, I can't
believe what happened to me, wonders they
says never end. I was standing in front of
the entrance of my house, waiting for them
to open the gate so I can go in... Then a
woman came and told me that she knows
me that she has met me before. So I was
like I can't really recall where and when I
met you, anyway, please remind me, then
the woman said that she met me at a
conference in Abia state Umuahia on
February to be precise. Oops! ma'am, i've
never been to Abia state... That was my
reply... Before I could complete the
statement, i hear "TAWAWAI!" A very hot
slap on my face... If the temperature of that
slap was to be measured. It will be around
250degrees. I became so confused, at first I
thought the slap was from a man, I looked
behind her to see if there was another
person behind her but there was none. I
tried to ask her what 've I done, I was trying
to apologize, sorry madam for not recalling
your name "TAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAI!" the
slap came the second time! I couldn't bear it
any longer... I regretted being alone in the
night. I held the woman's hair and started
pulling her legs. I pulled and pulled,
stretched and stretched her legs then pulled
again just as am pulling your legs now.
Hahahaha¡¡¡ You too like gist ooo. See as you
dey serious dey read am dey go... JUST
WANT TO SAY, WE SHALL ALL WITNESS 2015
IN GREAT AND HAPPY MOOD. Happy New
Year in ADV.

U have been smoking too much weed, God help you, sarcastic human being u are

victor2008:
U have been smoking too much weed, God help you, sarcastic human being u are

You too like gist,period.

Chaiii chaiiii.....see wetin weed dey cause and hunger anyhow.... God dey

buhahaha, crazy op. just keep pulling my legs u hear.