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A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by Nobody: 4:48pm On Dec 31, 2014
Warning: These are words reaching you from
specialists.

They are prophecies which according to the name
can only
be seen by the professors in the struggle.
Below is the list of prophetic declaration come
2015:

1. 2015 will be a year of three semesters. Only the
strong will
survive.

2. Hall 1 Car Park will be used for Parties,Fellows
hips and
other extra curricular activities instead of Hall 2.

3. Hall 3 Boys will no longer arrow at Block B,
Uniben has
granted them amnesty.

4. In 2015, more than 100 uniben students will be
offered
scholarships to study abroad.

5. You will walk the streets of Ekosodin at 12pm
and nobody
will harass you.

6. Every carryover courses you have in 2015 will be
waved
and existing carryovers will be turned to A's.

7. Hall 4 Porters will grant access to Hall 4 Boys to
use hot
plates to keep the beans ministry moving.

8. In 2015, the SUG presidential elections will be
won by a
student from the Department Of Political Science.

9. Night classes will be banned, many girls are
becoming
pregnant as a result of going to night classes.

10. In 2015, the cost of mashai at june 12 will be
trippled as
a result of naira devaluation. (Guys watch out.)

11. In 2015, Hall 2 girls will no longer shot put on
fences,
Uniben has provided them with what yoruba people
refer to
as "PORTI" or "PO" for short. Anyone knows the
English
name for that word, should help us out please?
# LMAO .

12. In 2015, cabs will be free for boys while girls
will have to
pay N50 to any destination of their choice.

13. In 2015, once you arrive at the hall of
residence, the hall
admins(porters) will help take your luggage to
your room.

14. There will be no more lamboghinis, ferraris,
maybachs
and bugatti's at hall 2 car park on saturdays, hall
2 girls are
now born again...New Year Resolution On Point

15. In 2015, the toilets in all residences will be
destroyed
and rebuilt with state of arts facilities.

Am no TB Joshua, but do not be surprised when
you see
these list come to pass...
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by jingh(f): 4:50pm On Dec 31, 2014
amem
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by elantraceey(f): 4:55pm On Dec 31, 2014
No 5,6,9 and 11 will only happen in your dreams grin grin
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by leshluap(m): 4:55pm On Dec 31, 2014
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Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by Fabdedon(m): 4:59pm On Dec 31, 2014
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by Fabdedon(m): 4:59pm On Dec 31, 2014
Unibenstudent,mesoade,neldrizzy,pweetyz come and see this oo grin
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by Nobody: 5:02pm On Dec 31, 2014
Take this to jokes section.
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by desmondDessi(m): 5:16pm On Dec 31, 2014
Number 3 funny wella,but e nor fit happen...na their headquarters be that,them go soon get annex.

Number8 I really pray that happens.
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by mesoade(m): 5:28pm On Dec 31, 2014
The prophet that prophesy these things must be high on Jollof rice and chicken . . . Mtcheew
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by Mzjhulz(f): 5:51pm On Dec 31, 2014
Amen o!!!











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