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A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by Nobody: 4:48pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Warning: These are words reaching you from specialists. They are prophecies which according to the name can only be seen by the professors in the struggle. Below is the list of prophetic declaration come 2015: 1. 2015 will be a year of three semesters. Only the strong will survive. 2. Hall 1 Car Park will be used for Parties,Fellows hips and other extra curricular activities instead of Hall 2. 3. Hall 3 Boys will no longer arrow at Block B, Uniben has granted them amnesty. 4. In 2015, more than 100 uniben students will be offered scholarships to study abroad. 5. You will walk the streets of Ekosodin at 12pm and nobody will harass you. 6. Every carryover courses you have in 2015 will be waved and existing carryovers will be turned to A's. 7. Hall 4 Porters will grant access to Hall 4 Boys to use hot plates to keep the beans ministry moving. 8. In 2015, the SUG presidential elections will be won by a student from the Department Of Political Science. 9. Night classes will be banned, many girls are becoming pregnant as a result of going to night classes. 10. In 2015, the cost of mashai at june 12 will be trippled as a result of naira devaluation. (Guys watch out.) 11. In 2015, Hall 2 girls will no longer shot put on fences, Uniben has provided them with what yoruba people refer to as "PORTI" or "PO" for short. Anyone knows the English name for that word, should help us out please? # LMAO . 12. In 2015, cabs will be free for boys while girls will have to pay N50 to any destination of their choice. 13. In 2015, once you arrive at the hall of residence, the hall admins(porters) will help take your luggage to your room. 14. There will be no more lamboghinis, ferraris, maybachs and bugatti's at hall 2 car park on saturdays, hall 2 girls are now born again...New Year Resolution On Point 15. In 2015, the toilets in all residences will be destroyed and rebuilt with state of arts facilities. Am no TB Joshua, but do not be surprised when you see these list come to pass... |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by jingh(f): 4:50pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
amem |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by elantraceey(f): 4:55pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
No 5,6,9 and 11 will only happen in your dreams |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by leshluap(m): 4:55pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
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Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by Fabdedon(m): 4:59pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by Fabdedon(m): 4:59pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Unibenstudent,mesoade,neldrizzy,pweetyz come and see this oo |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by Nobody: 5:02pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Take this to jokes section. |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by desmondDessi(m): 5:16pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Number 3 funny wella,but e nor fit happen...na their headquarters be that,them go soon get annex. Number8 I really pray that happens. |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by mesoade(m): 5:28pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
The prophet that prophesy these things must be high on Jollof rice and chicken . . . Mtcheew |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophecies For UNIBEN Students For 2015 by Mzjhulz(f): 5:51pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Amen o!!! Except 11 |
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