Are oranges called oranges bcoz they're orange in color. Or is the color called orange bcoz oranges are orange in color?

Accidentally ran over a kid wearing a John Cena shirt. But in my defense, I couldn't see him..

That awkward moment when it's quiet and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.

If it isn’t on the first page of Google search results, it doesn’t exist.

A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not distub, I am already disturbed.".



PHONE Rings at Night. HUSBAND: If its for me,say I am not at Home.WIFE:He is at Home. HUS: In anger 'What d hell'?WIFE:Shut up It was for Me



Girl : I'm warning u My Mummy is coming back in half an hour.. Boy : But I'm not doing anything.. Girl :That's y I'm warning u. Hurry up !


500k for a table beside Rick Ross ..is that where jesus and his disciples had their last supper ,,,=)) I no fit laugh o

It doesn't matter who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you smile again


Hard work is like a cup of milk luck is just like a spoon of sugar God always giv sugar 2 those who hav cup of milk!


Success Is a Vehicle Which Moves On a Wheel Named "Smart Work" But The Journey Is Impossible Without The Fuel Named "Self Confidence!!

Kikikiki


You no well

Wow that's so cool


Do not take life so serious you would never get out of it alive.

A successful man is one who
makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.


Procrastination is the art of
keeping up with yesterday.

A day without sunshine is like, you
know, : night.

Laugh and the world laughs with
you, snore and you sleep alone.

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