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Read and Thank Me Later- Nollywood take Note by Equiano: 9:06am On Jan 02, 2015
I read this and it left me in stitches ....A small boy named Ogaga lived in a village in Delta state. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity. In fact, his teacher always yelled at him saying, ‘You this waste of space, you will never amount to anything in life!’One day Ogaga’s mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy in all her life, and advised his mother to withdraw and enroll him under a handcrafter because formal schooling for Ogaga would be a total waste of time and space! The mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from the school and moved to Benin City.Twenty-five years later the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met strongly advised her to do surgery – one which only one doctor in the whole of South-southern Nigeria (practicing in Benin) could perform. Left with no other option the teacher opted for surgery, which was successful. When she opened her eyes in the ICU hours after surgery, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not talk. Suddenly her face started to turn blue, she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something...until she died. The doctor was shocked; he tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our friend Ogaga – now working as a cleaner in the hospital – who had disconnected the ventilator to connect his phone charger! Like, seriously? You thought that Ogaga became the doctor? Not in this my story o, maybe you should write your own, this is not like all those Nollyhood movies that you can predict anyhow, have a nice day... Thank me later

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Re: Read and Thank Me Later- Nollywood take Note by Nobody: 9:10am On Jan 02, 2015
you got me there grin I still can't stop laughing.
Re: Read and Thank Me Later- Nollywood take Note by DavidHume(m): 9:21am On Jan 02, 2015
Ur conclusion is the bomb...Thnks
Re: Read and Thank Me Later- Nollywood take Note by ifex370(m): 9:41am On Jan 02, 2015
hehehe grin
Re: Read and Thank Me Later- Nollywood take Note by Equiano: 9:51am On Jan 02, 2015
A new conclusion dimension Nollywood need to imbibe
Re: Read and Thank Me Later- Nollywood take Note by whillyamz98(m): 1:38pm On Jan 02, 2015
Wow.... You caught me there. I tot the boy later bacame the doctor.... Nice joke. Happy new year

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