Here are some of the things I hate the most
about Nigerian music videos.
1) Most of the videos have no theme or concept/
storyline at all. It’s like just watching people
mime their songs to a camera.
2) A word of advice to the newer artists: TAKE
OFF THE SUNGLASSES!!! You are new. We need to
see your face. Not only that but sunglasses are
made for outdoors. There is no sun indoors. It
just looks plain silly.
3) Women with guts are not supposed to wear
mid-drifts. It’s offensive to my eyes. In fact it is
offensive to my entire being.
4) Your whole “crew”, your mother,
father,brothers and sisters don’t need to be in
all your videos. Not everybody has a face meant
for TV.
5) The shining effect that makes “bling bling”
look like it’s actually that shiny just proves that
it’s not real.
6) Zooming into womens behinds and bosom
area is just disgusting.
7) Stop making us watch the same video over
and over again: ie Come up with something
other than girls shaking behinds, guys flashing
bling and alcohol and displays of cars.
What is this new trend of not using Nigerian girls
in videos? I’ve seen a lot of South African and
Latino girls in Nigerian videos lately. Are there
no more women in Nigeria? It’s like they are
saying Nigerian women, particularly dark
skinned ladies aren’t good enough. If we don’t
appreciate ourselves it’s no wonder no one else
does.
9) Last but no the least, the scenes with the
expensive alcohol and fake dollars on the table
is over played and looks really lame.
10. What is this nonsense trend of dancing with a
red coloured plastic cup of vodka in these music
videos? Olamide, Iceprince and co, stop that
nonsense jare.
11. Showing off your borrowed rides(cars).
12. If you want to sing, just go straight to the
point and disappear so we could listen to the
next nonsense. Don’t spend the first two
minutes of your song asking us silly questions
like,
“Yo yo yeah, you know how we do it? you know
I’m back again?.”
No, I dont know how you do it and you never
left. I watched one of your silly songs yesterday.
13. Why does KC dresses like a Behind spare
parts dealer. Dude be looking like a christmas
tree. I like his new ride though. Let’s hope he
doesn’t turn up in a golden suit one of these
days.
14. “The way she dey wind her waist for the club
dey make me go gaga. I never see that kind of
yansh before”
So if these musicians don’t add these line to
their lyrics, the song will be not be sweet eh??
15. Psquare and Iceprince need to stop dressing
like they are going out for Interhouse Sports
competition. Calm down with the astronaut
clothes and oversized shoes.
16. Video vixens need to stop acting like an
earthworm that emerged from a salt solution
pool. All that unnecessary ‘touchtouch’ and
‘curlcurl’ is not sexy at all. We are okay with
unrealistic scenes like moving around the beach
on high heels.
17. What’s the meaning of “aye yeh ye
h?” No subs intended. LoL
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