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The Jobless Man by Endougs(m): 10:21am On Jan 03, 2015
A jobless man applied for the position of
"office boy" at a very big company.
The employer interviewed him, then a test:
clean the floor.
“You are hired.” – the employer said. ”Give
me your email address, and I’ll send you the
application to fill, as well as when you will
start.


The man replied, “I don’t have a computer,
neither an email.”
“I’m sorry,” said the employer, “if you don’t
have an email , you cannot have the job.”
The man left with no hope. He didn’t know
what to do, with only $10 USD in his pocket.
He then decided to go to the supermarket,
bought a 10 kg tomato crate, then sold the
tomatoes door to door. In less than two
hours, he succeeded and doubled his capital.
He repeated the operation 3 times and
returned home with $60 USD. The man
realized that he could survive by this way, and
started to go everyday earlier, and returned
late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled
everyday. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then
a truck, and then he had his own fleet of
delivery vehicles.
Five years later, the man’s company was one
of the biggest food retailers. He started to
plan his family’s future, and decided to have a
life insurance. He called an insurance broker
and chose a protection plan. When the
conversation was concluded, the broker
asked him his email. The man replied: “I don’t
have an email.”
The broker replied curiously, “You don’t have
an email, and yet have succeeded to build an
empire. Do you imagine what position you
could have if you had an email?”


The man paused for a while, and replied: “An
office boy!”
Don’t be discouraged if something is not in
your favor today. Better opportunities are
always waiting ahead.
If you believe you can be a massive success
this year, let me hear you say 'Yes!!! I CAN!!!

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Re: The Jobless Man by Truth24(m): 10:46am On Jan 03, 2015
Lovely.... Inspiring
Re: The Jobless Man by Orinameh2(m): 1:37am On Jan 05, 2015
GET OUT!!!
Re: The Jobless Man by Dharhe(m): 7:41am On Jan 05, 2015
Yes we can grin
Re: The Jobless Man by hfinest1(m): 9:53am On Jan 05, 2015
*in Obama's voice* Yes I can!grin
Re: The Jobless Man by holyboss: 5:20pm On Jan 05, 2015
"YES!!! I CAN!!!

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