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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by xynerise: 4:57pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
DonaldGenes:Cool . Where can I get it? 1 Like |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by olashas(f): 5:03pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
begwong: |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Ninilowo(m): 5:07pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
TrishaP: |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by myouri(f): 5:12pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Hehe...We gt some Nigerian-Philipino kids in my compound....you know how half-castes look nau. So one day, my dark skinned 4-year-old cousin stared @ tis kids and he asked his Mom : "Mommy,why am I not yellow like Favor and Blessed? You don't bathe me very well that's why" The mother jaz laughed and didn't reply him to avoid more questions..... Kids are very funny oo..some are even better than our so-called comedians.... 6 Likes |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by NovusHomo(m): 5:12pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
My 6 year old once asked her mother "is Jonathan sick?" My wife asked why. Now, you won't believe this; the child said with an air of pity and understanding "he is so slow" . I thought about this all day because where I am based, being" slow" means stewpid. |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by rsleeky(f): 5:28pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
When I was little,their was a day my mum beat me ....later dat evening I asked my dad where my real mum was dt I want to go live wt her....he just laffed 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Godmother(f): 5:29pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
The conversation between my mum and my then 2 years plus nephew. Nephew: Grandma if you beat me again I will tell my mummy for you. My mum: I will tell my mummy too. Nephew silent and confused for a few seconds. Nephew: Grandma lie lie! You don't have mummy. Your mummy has died 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by ikechi1000(m): 5:30pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
[/b][b] vickyozohu:[b]' I guss that you are an hausa woman, front don become pront for you eye even in writing, chie there is GOD O O, Grammar and not Grammer. |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by infohenry(m): 5:35pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Daddy mummy can lie, she said grandmum is her mummy. 2 Likes |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by YoungExec: 5:39pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Godmother: Smart boy 1 Like |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Godmother(f): 5:42pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Lol, not quite cos my mum's mum is still very much alive. |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by adonismuller(m): 5:43pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
phrancyking:please modify your post... There is difference between "being" and "been" At the topic....my younger brother ones asked my dad" daddy why do you always make mum cry silently at night? Since then they stopped him from sleeping in same room with them! 3 Likes |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by arimahoseloka(m): 6:26pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
daddy they said the dogs are joining together.. what is joining together? lol 1 Like |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by 1stola: 6:36pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
TrishaP:Busted! phrancyking Don't mind the imposter |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Ensquare(m): 6:44pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
olayincar:n my eraser 1 Like |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by abdul4new(m): 6:45pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Who approved this thread when we have national importance issue to deliberate on mtcheeew 1 Like
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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by folabayo1(f): 6:47pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Emodeee:how u take knw say I be moda to be? |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by TrishaP(f): 6:50pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
1stola: Ninilowo: banky222: chuksfor13: I didnt mean to make it sound like he is a liar, it's all part of the joke. |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by phlame(m): 6:55pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
salvatore007: |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by TrishaP(f): 6:58pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
begwong:Lmao I'm sure you shower together with ur son. |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Iaz93: 7:33pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
LillyAnne: |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by felicity111(f): 7:34pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
phrancyking:. Are you a dad |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by omusiliyu(m): 7:38pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Does fish cry? |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by phrancyking(m): 7:45pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
keep talking nonsense.... me keep making f.p... lol |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Yes even here in Nigeria we hav ppl dat answer Lai Mohammed TrishaP: |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by gbodimowo(m): 1:48am On Jan 04, 2015 |
DonaldGenes: |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by girlking(f): 3:38am On Jan 04, 2015 |
My little niece asked me what is the name of tigers wife and I told her Mrs. Tiger. She said no no the real name. What she was trying to ask is what is a female tiger called |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by bigwallace(m): 5:21am On Jan 04, 2015 |
I onced asked my late granma while watching a foreign romantic movie,if white men gat *dick*nd her reply was ,they give birth too now. |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by rabimlomo: 6:13am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Mummy when will you stop all these exercise so that you can become big and have another baby? Mummy why can't daddy have a baby too? Mummy did the baby in your belly just burst out or how she come out from your belly? |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by summerflame(m): 6:21am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Nice OBS |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by vicdall(f): 8:36am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Agbgift:Wow! Mine used to say that too |
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by snowhyt(f): 11:17am On Jan 04, 2015 |
this conversation waz between my mum nd our then 3yr old last born after he saw my parent wedding pix. last born: Mummy, waz i here (pointin @ d pix) wen u nd daddy cut dis cake? Mum: no, u were nt born den. last born: y? Mum: *no reply* last born: (wit a tiny voice) Mummy pls go back and give birth 2 me cus i want 2 eat dat cake. |
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