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8 Types Of People You’ll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by frizzy092(m): 4:51pm On Jan 03, 2015
1. The separators. They’re always around.
Before a fight is about to ensue, You’ll
see them pop out from nowhere and
trying to calm the fighters down.
2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the
judges are not always around. They
arrive like 15-30seconds after the
separators. They ask the fighters the
cause of their fight before ruling on
who’s at fault.
3. The observers. Of course there must be
an observer in every thing that has to do
with “types of people”. They are just
there to watch how the fight is being
fought. Ask them the cause of the fight
and what you’ll get is an “I don’t know”
reply. I fall under this category
4. The record keepers . They may know
any of the fighters well and his life
history. They’ll tell you how often/
seldom he fights. They know the last
time he fought and what actually caused
the fight.
5. The askers . These ones are always late.
They come towards the concluding part
of the thing and bombard you with
questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?
6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar
to the askers. They’re never satisfied
with any information you give them.
They walk from place to place in search
of answers like they were given a project
to work on.
7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but
true. They’re everywhere. They cease
any opportunity that comes their way.
They’ll sight from afar to see if there’s
any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight
then walk down and ask her the cause of
the fight. They’ll deviate from the actual
discussion and the next thing you’ll see is
them exchanging numbers.
8. The Motivators. lol. These ones are like
devils. They give you reasons to fight.
Even if you’ve declined to fight, they
must tell you something so annoying in
order to increase your rage and get you
wrestling whilst they observe you from
distance and make mockery of you.
Keep the ball rolling,feel free to add yours
Re: 8 Types Of People You’ll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Kylekent59: 4:58pm On Jan 03, 2015
What about d reasoners
Reason who u be aye,bagar,alora or eiye,kk,pirate.
Re: 8 Types Of People You’ll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Lordabas: 5:03pm On Jan 03, 2015
The chelsea Fans: you'll always find them there bursting bottles grin
Re: 8 Types Of People You’ll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Lekewatt(m): 5:29pm On Jan 03, 2015
the nigeria police. They are there to collect their fighting fee.
Re: 8 Types Of People You’ll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by HenCq15: 7:09pm On Jan 03, 2015
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