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A Woman's Work by feelgood(m): 4:53pm On Aug 15, 2006
A Woman's Work

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room, the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside, he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today"?

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today"?

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
Re: A Woman's Work by needeeg(m): 5:10pm On Aug 15, 2006
hmmm cool
Re: A Woman's Work by otolorin(m): 11:56am On Aug 16, 2006
this goes a long way
Re: A Woman's Work by iice(f): 4:48pm On Aug 16, 2006
Cool cool
Re: A Woman's Work by micklplus(m): 1:37pm On Aug 17, 2006
shocked

She was trying to prove a point !that shes always been working so much and maybe the man hasnt been appreciating that !

But, women are trying ooo even the full time house wife ! Haba

Kiss to all the beautiful women kiss

Cheers
Re: A Woman's Work by Mystique(f): 6:32pm On Aug 17, 2006
Nuff said

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