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A Woman And A Bottle by erekere(m): 2:34pm On Oct 13, 2009
House pls dont mind me i am just curious to that is why i am asking this question; What is the different between a woman and a bottle.
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by Nobody: 2:35pm On Oct 13, 2009
"face in the palm moment again" undecided

Do you mean the coke-bottle frame these rap negros keep rapping about? undecided
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by spikedcylinder: 2:37pm On Oct 13, 2009
You must be a brilliant scientist!!! There's no difference at all.

[img]http://byfiles.storage.msn.com/y1pkgmcy4PE4Bb2VA3qojSOGKUceIEQcU4LgIjUt24AoBp0Xxa6phQzIt1vIGBz_0iBoosXSHBLIas[/img]
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by KennyG6(m): 2:42pm On Oct 13, 2009
from the scientific point to view,
Bottle== inanimate, lifeless, object, designed by for man

Woman== Animate, lively being, designed by God for man.

So u c the difference is clear, just like 7UP
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by posakosa(m): 2:42pm On Oct 13, 2009
Is the bottle empty or full ?

Is it plain or colored ?
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by biola44: 2:47pm On Oct 13, 2009
all of d above grin
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by Nobody: 3:01pm On Oct 13, 2009
Q: What is the difference  between a woman and a beer bottle?

A: A beer bottle is filled before it is corked but a woman is corked before she is filled

grin grin grin

sorry but i had to
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by yme1(f): 3:02pm On Oct 13, 2009
she looks at thread and roll eyes undecided
funny tho cheesy
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by Nobody: 3:02pm On Oct 13, 2009
MrPrsdent:

Q: What is the difference  between a woman and a beer bottle?

A: A beer bottle is filled before it is corked but a woman is corked before she is filled

grin grin grin

sorry but i had to



Definitely no pun intended undecided undecided undecided grin
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by erekere(m): 3:22pm On Oct 13, 2009
Mr president,i own u a bottle of beer that is d correct answer U cork a woman (as in deep penetration) before u fill her (with sperm) BUT u fill a bottle with anything u want to put inside b4 u cork it.
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:37pm On Oct 13, 2009
An idiot in making! Mschewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by biola44: 3:50pm On Oct 13, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by charles316: 5:33pm On Oct 13, 2009
Kenny_G:

from the scientific point to view,
Bottle== inanimate, lifeless, object, designed by for man

Woman== Animate, lively being, designed by God for man.

So u c the difference is clear, just like 7UP

brilliant
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by Nobody: 9:41pm On Oct 13, 2009
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by mamagee6(f): 12:47am On Oct 14, 2009
spikedcylinder:

You must be a brilliant scientist!!! There's no difference at all.

[img]http://byfiles.storage.msn.com/y1pkgmcy4PE4Bb2VA3qojSOGKUceIEQcU4LgIjUt24AoBp0Xxa6phQzIt1vIGBz_0iBoosXSHBLIas[/img]

I love tyra's clothing
. kiss
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by Kunbee: 5:29am On Oct 14, 2009
embarassed :d
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by peelovee(f): 9:21am On Oct 14, 2009
Kenny_G:

from the scientific point to view,
Bottle== inanimate, lifeless, object, designed by for man

Woman== Animate, lively being, designed by God for man.

So u c the difference is clear, just like 7UP

grin Gbam grin
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by aristole(m): 1:31pm On Oct 15, 2009
perverted dudes!!!
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by donsponky(m): 1:48pm On Oct 15, 2009
that trend needs to be lock, now
Re: A Woman And A Bottle by StellaN3(f): 2:05pm On Oct 15, 2009
come poster how can u compare woman with bottle shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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