Dahjhi:
and now?

plaetton:


OK.
May almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) grant all Nigerians their heartfelt prayers of reaping without sowing, grant them undue advantage over others, let them be the head and not the tail (tough luck for the tail). Protect them calamities, catastrophies and inequities. Let those things happen in front of them, behind them, but never in their midst. Again, tough luck for those in frnt and behind.

Protect them from those evil winches
No, not those poor innocent women and little children, but the big winches, the ones that loot and steal our Commonwealth, thereby stealing our destinies.

And last but not the least, help slay all their enemies, especially the imaginary ones. The imaginary ones are the most persistent and difficult to deal with.
Lead them all into an easy victory over all imaginary enemies.

Ra men.

plaetton:


OK.
May almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) grant all Nigerians their heartfelt prayers of reaping without sowing, grant them undue advantage over others, let them be the head and not the tail (tough luck for the tail).

Protect them from calamities, catastrophies and inequities. Let those things happen in front of them, behind them, but never in their midst. Again, tough luck for those in frnt and behind.

Protect them from those evil winches
No, not those poor innocent women and little children, but the big winches, the ones that loot and steal our Commonwealth, thereby stealing our destinies.

And last but not the least, help slay all their enemies, especially the imaginary ones. The imaginary ones are the most persistent and difficult to deal with.
Lead them all into an easy victory over all imaginary enemies.

Ra men.

hifaif:
May IFA, baba Agbonmiregun and awon Iya mi Osoronga bless you all. May Ogun Alegbede protect you all from accidents.

May your roads be rough, ase.

hifaif:
May IFA, baba Agbonmiregun and awon Iya mi Osoronga bless you all. May Ogun Alegbede protect you all from accidents.

May your roads be rough, ase.

Dahjhi:

GooseBaba:


Guy you wan give them heart ache...

"may your roads be rough " you think they're capable of understanding that..

And lastly you did not mention god in hebrew format..

Ase all day....

AfricanApple:
ijn amen
in Allah's name amen

herald9

to which prayer?

plaetton's own?

plaetton:


OK.
May almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) grant all Nigerians their heartfelt prayers of reaping without sowing, grant them undue advantage over others, let them be the head and not the
tail (tough luck for the tail).

Protect them from calamities, catastrophies and inequities. Let those things happen in front of them, behind them, but never in their midst. Again, tough luck for those in frnt and behind.

Protect them from those evil winches
No, no,...not those poor innocent women and little children, but the big fat, overfed winches, the ones that loot and steal our Commonwealth, thereby stealing our destinies.

And last but not the least, help slay all their enemies, especially the imaginary ones. The imaginary ones are the most persistent and difficult to deal with.
Lead them all into an easy victory over all imaginary enemies.

Ra men.

AdamuUcheOla:


rAmen my pastafari brethren. May his noodly appendages touch the lives of all Pastafarians. rAmen. For all you unbeliveres, all other gods are false; give your life to the FSM; the one true light.

"I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization."

—Suggestions 1:1

GooseBaba:


Lmao.. ..

I also pray to the god meatballs and spaghetti sauce.. Yum yum.. The prayers are always foodfilling..

herald9:
Ghostlady...Africanapple...Laykorn...come pray naw...

plaetton:


Hhhmmm!

Have you forgotten that the Meatballs and Spaghetti Sauce are the two other members of the holy trinity?

Each is the other, in the other, and compliment the other.
It's a buy-one- god- get-two-for free.

Have you not been reading your scriptures, young lad

Dahjhi:
Issokah.. Today na today... Hollyb, Kristina1, Olancelot. Come pray o

Olancelot:


May God bless nairaland and nairalanders dis year... May we nt experience data loss again oo... IJN

See priority. Ameeennn

AriDsexy:


To all those mentioned and other NL'anders...evry door of sorrow,pain and tears is shut forever,the year 2015 shall be d best so far,our mouth will be filled with joy and laughter.Amen.

plaetton:


Hhhmmm!

Have you forgotten that the Meatballs and Spaghetti Sauce are the two other members of the holy trinity?

Each is the other, in the other, and compliment the other.
1+1+1= 1, the divine arithmetic.

It's also a buy-one- god- get-two-for free.

Have you not been reading your scriptures, young lad

Dahjhi:
Issokah.. Today na today... Hollyb, GbemiOO, Kristina1, Olancelot. Come pray o

Hollyb:
I pray for God's blessing and protection on every nairalander, this year shall be our year of endless testimonies!

aaamennnn

daveP:
Loruko Jesu

Add where there should be adding
(fast amen response)

Subtract where ther should be subtracting

Multipllllllly(grits teeth and demostrates 'multiply' with both hands and squeezed eyes) multiply where and when we call on thee

Divide territiories and spoils(amen), and booty(amen), and possessions(amen), and lands(amen), and properties anddddddd....

(silence from 'amen' responders)

ah! And take us places. Loruko Jesu li a gbadura


Gbo adua-Jesu Oluwa wa


and let the people of God say......


All: amen

(breathes and drops mic)

thunderous amen

Jamean:
I was mentioned

cc150615:

For ur mind?
You don't know that before Adam, Jesus was!