[size=13pt] Dear God, thank you for inviting me to your golden palace. I love it here already. I wish I could stay forever. Maybe, I can get a contract to build one of the streets of gold for you.

    You are welcome my son. Don't get used to this place. You are only here for a chat. Now,              what can I do for you?

Yes, dear Almighty, I've a burning question on my mind.

          What is it, my dear son?

Why did you create the Nigerian?

Oh my son, that is a very good question that I, God Himself, cannot answer. I'm not sure myself. Many people have asked me that question.

                   Many people?

                        Yes.

            Who are these people?

Foreigners who have died in Nigeria lured there by 419 scam artists. Most of them have asked why I created the Nigerian because they believe that you people are all corrupt.

               Why do you say that?

You see, my son. There is a joke going around in heaven.

                    A joke? ,Wow!


Yes, my son, a joke about you people, Nigerians.

                    What is the joke?

Remember the song you used to sing when you were in primary and secondary school?

                What song, my fat">father?

The song about "All things bright and beautiful, "

Yes, my God, I remember the song very well. But what I don't understand is that how is that a joke?

Listen my son, this is the joke and I will sing the song for you.

       Yes, please go ahead, heavenly fat">father.

                           Listen carefully;

All things bright and beautiful All creatures great and small.
All things wise and wonderful And Nigerians ruined them all.

Oh, that was funny . You mean we Nigerians ruined your creation?

Yes, you people are very corrupt to the point that I'm thinking about finishing all your corrupt leaders as I did with the late president Abacha.

That would be very nice, my God. Our leaders have finished us. I think most common Nigerians would welcome that. These our leaders are all corrupt.

              Yes, I knew of that even before it happened.

                         Who did it, my God? 

I cannot tell you now, on judgement day, I will make them pay for their crimes.

                  Ok, my God, another question.

                        Yes, go ahead, my son.

Who killed the late Great Onowighose from the Otor-Owhe in Isoko Land?

                  Ha, my son, you are very curious.

    Yes God, every good journalist should be curious.

                   You know the killer of Onowighose?

                                   Who is that?

That is all I can say for now. On judgement day, I shall make sure that the murderer of Onowighose also pays for his crimes.

My God, please tell me, is there a special place for the Nigerian in hell?

Yes, it's called Hell-Gate That is the Nigerian ghetto in hell. There are a lot of you people there already causing trouble for me and the angels. Even Satan is complaining about you people. You already have a bad reputation in hell.

but, dear fat">father, nigeria has improved from being the number one nation to being the secomd most corrupt nation behind"pakinstan",so give us some credit,














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What's the summary please. . .

krama:

What's the summary please. . .

hey krama, it's the

:p

[size=13pt]^FUCK God(s). . . .Its been a very long time chatting. [/size]

Nahhhh!!

I aint angry ooo. . . this is angry

Im just a likkle indifferent thats all!!

[size=13pt]I found out now how truthful you are ,but been indifferent only
matters is some ocassion,it depends. . . . . . . right?[/size]

not funny!! ;d

[size=13pt]Pastor SEAN T21 don come again ,well,as you come here mmmmh!!,make you just mentain O!,nor come start preaching here. .

I already know why you are against me. . . . , ,Ogaga Love you Ok??[/size]

Ogaga, that interview chat was lovely.

nice one really.

[size=13pt]Thanks Ben 200001 for the true words and Compliment,  .You are right 100%,krump khum whump. . . . . . . . . . !. [/size]

jeese i just cant imagine loling at this post

*shoots poster point blank*

am glad u gat none

it 's . . . . . . , ?
lol i shall tell your parents walahi

now i know ow speechless MJ was

*hummes speechless by micheal yackson*

goof one poster

[size=13pt]goof two poster-lol [/size]

hmmmmmmn

[size=13pt]You have started again Dani.  .  .,always grumbling [/size]

Well the joke made sense keep it up.

made sense to da senseless u mean?
*confused*

Why are you Confuse about the Joke Clem?. maybe you are just kidding.Right?

which kin joke bi dis sef?

abeg e no sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wetin go make God chat with person like u sef,ogaga?

u think say God dey jobless like u?

abeg find better joke next time otherwise i go come ur house come beat u up so that all of us go jam for heaven or hell (but me na heaven) anywhere u wan na u sabi.

I know you must surely be against me , Dont baby. . .HELL must be definately inherit by many.,c'mon its a Nice joke