[size=13pt]Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Ogaga) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the south. If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Eba and Nice Ogbouno_soup preapred with Dry Okproko Fish & red Bush meat*ticoo*! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can’t find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy Nigeria Airways
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Kakakakakakakakaka!

@Ogaga4Luv
Is this meant to be a joke?
You are making fun of an airline that has stopped functioning in years.

obinna5000:

@Ogaga4Luv
Is this meant to be a joke? 
You are making fun of an airline that has stopped functioning in years.

Eyo, Obinna5000,O yeah it's a Great memories this Brought to me.eh, eh!
[size=13pt]it may sound's Funny but  .[/size]

lolito

laughs in fulani fashion

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chào đến tất cả các u, đặc biệt là gabryl, Sir spenky, Captain.

are u speaking in tongues or what?

Syl wetin do ur tongue?

romade:

Syl wetin do ur tongue?

Không có gì WRONG VỚI TÔI tongue

spenchuks:

are u speaking in tongues or what?

TÔI KHÔNG SPEAKING TRONG tongue

chei sylve don chop cameroon pepper oo!

more lyk indian apple

e no go pass ganja

lol, u guys are funny

wetin we go use cure am now?

if na that cure wey make u dey dance naked inside market for 3 days now

honestly we are not interested at least we better small

fanx 2 God say i no know wetin u na dey talk about

for us to draw closer to God, i recommend Nigerian Airways to every Nigerian

[size=13pt]Then we should teste your hand. . . . [/size]

dani1luv:

I get the cure

Na wa o

u dug this up?

u again!

[size=13pt]Yes Clem . . . . [/size]

clemcykul:

u dug this up?

u no try

[size=13pt]Try say i nor dig am down. . . .? [/size]