CRACK UR RIBS!!!
-If 2face advertise condom, no buy am oo na fake...
-If Akala sells bleachin cream, buy am na original...
-If Torres is alone in front of goal, dont panic he wont
score...
-If Drogba sells juju charms, patronize him, na
confirm...
-If Patience Jonathan turns English teacher, no go her
school oo, na fake...
-If armed robbers visit Emirates stadium, dont worry,
dey wont visit d trophy cabinet...
If Messi hold ball, if e balance, if Ψσυ like warn your
defenders, na sure goal
-If Alex Ferguson sells chewin gum, buy am na
original...
-If Boko Haram plans to bomb ur area, no be play play
o, relocate...
-If IBB says 'Good morning fellow Nigerians', open ur
window to confirm...

if poster post any joke, no view am because e no funny

If anybody post any dry yoke again, no answer am, na attention him want

If ur girl cook food for u no eat, na love portion

Dumb asses !

All these girls for BB self, na everything una dey update? Saloon mood activated!shopping mood activated! Club mood activated!church mood activated swimming mood activated!flight mood activated! Make una dey update us wen Sex mood is activated toº°˚˚˚°º na?.
About to cross the road,got hit by okada and still update saying "dying thinz" WAF# When they get to shoprite they update! Shopping thingz!orisirisi update ! But when they are beaten by their boyfriends instead of saying #beatingmood or slapping mood what you seee is angrymood no pings!=))=D =D

A Father said to his son; Here comes your
teacher, you missed school today, Go and hide, i
will lie to him. The little Boy replied; Papa, don't
worry, i took an excuse that you died last week
tuesday, go and hide, so that I will not be a liar.

LOL

Lollest!

Who wants to be a Millionaire?
Imagine an ATM machine dispensing cash
without anybody in front of it while u are
passing by.
What would u do?
... A. Notify a staff of the bank.
B. Cancel the operation.
C. Press continue.
D. Walk away.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = =

its been a while.
l miss u guys.
av bin 2 busy dis few days 2 visit dis site.
@ dondav u try.
welldone

MIND YOUR LANGUAGE!
4 Guyz,a Russian,a German,an American & Frenchman
found a Small Genie bottle & when they rubbed the
bottle,a Genie appeared.Thanful that the guys had
realeased from out of the bottle,he said,
"Next to you all are 4 Swimming Pools.I will give each
of U a wish.
When U run towards the Pool & jump,you must shout
what you want the pool of water to become &
then,your wish will come true.
The Frenchman wanted to start.He ran towards the
pool,jumped & shouted "WINE!"
The pool immediately changed into a Pool of Wine.The
Frenchman was happy swimming & drinking from the
Pool.
Next,the Russian ran & shouted into a different Pool
"VODKA" & immersed himself into a Pool of Vodka.
The German shouted "BEER" & it was the same for
him & he was a very happy man indeed..
The Last was the American.He was running towards
the Pool when he suddenly stepped on a banana
peel,slipped towards the Pool & shouted..
.
.
.
.
.
"S.H.IT!!!!"

I was in the public toilets and just got started to do my
business, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how
are you ?"
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said
"So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same
as you, From next door,
"Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right
now". The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you
back, there's an Id.iot next
door answering all my questions".

thunder claps for only u.....papapapapapappapap

Dondav: I was in the public toilets and just got started to do my
business, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how
are you ?"
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said
"So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same
as you, From next door,
"Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right
now". The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you
back, there's an Id.iot next
door answering all my questions".

nice one

Teacher: Ok class, let’s show the principal &
our guests how much we've learnt so far this
year! Let’s do comparisons…

So I say small, U
say small, smaller, smallest..
[students nod]

Class:”Big, Bigger, Biggest..”

Teacher:”clean..”
Class:”clean, cleaner, cleanest..

Teacher:”tall….
Class:”tall, taller, tallest….

Teacher[smiles]:”very good!!
Class:”very good, very gooder, very goodest..

Teacher:”oh gosh..”
Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!

Teacher:”stop it now”
Class:”stop it now…stop it nower…stop it
nowest!!

Teacher:”oh please..”
Class:”oh please, oh pleaser…O’ pleasest..”

Teacher:”Look at me..!!
Class:”look at me, look at me-er, look at me-
est..

Teacher:”what a disgrace!
Class:”what a disgrace, what a disgracer,
what a disgrace-st.

Teacher[furious]: I don die…
Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest Lwkmd

Akpors called his girlfriend on
phone that he got BB for her. She
was happy, so she told her friends
the good news. She dressed up to
the Akpors' place.........
Girlfriend: Baby I love u so so
much. Wow, so u got a BB for me?
Wow I can't wait. Please where is
it?
Akpors: Yes dear, u know I love u
and I will do anything to make u
happy. Go to the table u will find
it....
Girlfriend: Okay dear...... Pls love I
can't find it here. Maybe u come
and help me.
Akpors: Baby u mean u can't see
the BREAD and BEANS on the
table?
Girl friend got angry and broke Akpos head
Akpors will be discharged from
the hospital tomorrow.

Nice 1 man.. Ɣøû keep rolling...

Respect man. me like ur jokes, keep it rollin like a kinda marty

Dondav:
-If IBB says 'Good morning fellow Nigerians', open ur
window to confirm...

dis lst sentence made me laugh

Dondav: A Jamaican man was making luv to his wife
for de 1st time... He Suddenly
screamed "Jah Bless and run out of de room,
came back with a giant
bucket of water, poured it on his wife's
p*ssy..... His frightened wife
shouted "Watta gwan, what u rasta man do
that for" De man
answered, bomboclat woman, this thing too
sweet, me gwan dilute it,
remember me diabetic and sweet thing no
gud for me rasta man...
******************************

nice 1

Dondav: I was in the public toilets and just got started to do my
business, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how
are you ?"
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said
"So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same
as you, From next door,
"Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right
now". The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you
back, there's an Id.iot next
door answering all my questions".

hahaha

Dondav:
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you
eating &
says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food
from
strangers'.

-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that
wakes up in the
middle of the night when daddy &
mummy are
having good time & says 'mummy
I want to piss'.

dis na confirm ones.

na only for naija movie Someone dies with
low cut and his spirit
comes back wearing
afro... Na wetin? Salon dey 4 hell nw abi

Choi.... So, all these jokes are still alive? Baba God u are too much.