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Fun Facts But True Though. A Must Read ;D ;D by scify(m): 5:50pm On Jan 05, 2015
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Stupidity is when you don’t have
a bicycle and you give your
last penny to your pastor to buy a
jet.......
Foolishness is when you can’t pay
your children’s school fees
and yet have money to contribute
to your church to build
expensive school which your
children will never attend...
Ignorance is when you believe it
when your pastors tells you
not to live worldly life, and yet he
enjoys all the best things in
the world, the fine houses, cars,
jets, babes etc, while you are
waiting till you get to heaven to
enjoy your own....Idiocy is when
you refuse to take your very
sick child to the hospital because
your pastor said you should
not do so, yet that same pastor
secretly runs to USA for
medical attention any time he has
headache...
Useless is when you see a poor
beggar on the road and you
refuse to give him 5 pin out of
the 50pin in your
pocket because it is your tithe
money....
You are a zombie when you trek,
dance and gallivant for 30
kilometers under the hot sun
sweating
and smelling like shit during your
revival program, while your
pastor is inside a full option,
factory fitted air-conditioned
state
of the art SUV with his delectable
wife slowing driving along the
road.
Stop worshiping your pastors!!!
They are human being like you,
they don’t have no power! If they
had power they claim they
have, Zambia would not be the
way it is!!!!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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