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10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by alberto2k(m): 7:58am On Jan 07, 2015 |
1. The petty shopper: These type of people are usually seen after shopping with a blueband butter and u wonder if that they can't be gotten from mallam Audu beside your house 2. The cameraman: you see this pple snaping like the are contesting for paris best picture of the year They might even ask u to help them take pictures.. 3. The pricer: This people walks into the sony showroom pricing every tabs,tv,electronics,and the last thing u hear is I'll check back, loool 4. The strolling crew: Right from the entry point of these people,dey pace around without having any specific task, showing off and they tend to join the number 2 crew later 5. The babes/guys finder: The sole aim of these both sex is to find a date,spouse,or sexxmate. E.g my Nigga skimpledawg.. They'll just seems to disappear after accomplishing their mission.. Some will just fake a call and go out, Lol 6. The KFC pretender: You'll see this people sited on the KFC table with a bottle of sprite just for coming to shoprite sake.. I can tell that the ladies are mostly guilty of this 7. The family members crew: God,these family sweeps the entire walkway with the whole extended family,if u no stand well and dem jam u,u go think say na obasanjo use belle jam u.. Lol 8. The Excessive shopper crew: mostly women, you'll beging to wonder if they'll be anything left for you to buy when they finish shopping.. 9. The mother with kids: you'll just spot her trying to call her kid(s) to order Or yelling at him/her not to touch anything or move around the mall.. "Junior! Come back here...stay right here, Don't touch this, Don't touch that... I'll beat u o, bla bla bla... " 10. The Gadget and callers crew just when u think you've had enough of everything scene from different crew, you'll spot someone punching his/her phone and smiling, probably surfing on Nairaland or chatting and again you'll hear a tiny angelic voice "Hello baby, am at shoprite I'll call u back when I get back home Or A loud but calm Voice "Guy how far, omo me dey shoprite... Ur papa, even chewing gum I no dey buy for u...I go Meet u for Suxxman place when i finish.. Haahahaha U dey mard, later tinz Guy" lol MODs, please move this to the right section Thanks Guys, Adding is allowed 58 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by darisgod(m): 8:06am On Jan 07, 2015 |
Lolz Those ones dat wear dir isale apoti to the mall **** I dey sell land oooo Darisgod for S B A N secretary In other news CHANGE!!!! 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by motherlode: 8:15am On Jan 07, 2015 |
Ok, shoprite is the next abi! the ones that went to confirm the price of a product if it's less or high. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Skimpledawg(m): 8:17am On Jan 07, 2015 |
11) The Cry Babies[b]: these types are either male/females. When they come into Shoprite nd unfortunately sights their gf/bf wid anoda guy, they start wailing n yelling ontop of their voices as if they av paid their bride Price! Like my man alberto2k. 12) The Jobless niqqa: like my bros suxxman. They go to shorite just to yle away time. Dz babe ontop of me shuld sell dat plot of land abeg! 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:18am On Jan 07, 2015 |
I will come back to comment 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by tosyne2much(m): 8:29am On Jan 07, 2015 |
My wonderful OP, may God bless you and increase ur knowledge Thumbs up jhor 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by enoqueen: 8:42am On Jan 07, 2015 |
you try wella. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by alberto2k(m): 8:53am On Jan 07, 2015 |
tosyne2much: Thank u Sir Tosyne 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Nobody: 8:55am On Jan 07, 2015 |
Skimpledawg:You Need 'Him' In Ur Life. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by haryormeedeh(f): 9:54am On Jan 07, 2015 |
you are on point jere, especially the cameramen.its as if they want to snap all the pictures of their lifetime that day 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Skimpledawg(m): 11:28am On Jan 07, 2015 |
suxxman:Ifa see u near my sis again ehhn! ! |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Nobody: 11:31am On Jan 07, 2015 |
Skimpledawg:Na So I Bad Reach? From Ur Crush To Ur Babe To Ur Sis? I'm Sorry For Being Ur Worst Nightmare Bro. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Skimpledawg(m): 11:33am On Jan 07, 2015 |
suxxman:Nightmare ko! Nor say I no warn u! #btw, u don kill take care of dt niqqa onemansquad I asked? |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Nobody: 11:36am On Jan 07, 2015 |
Skimpledawg:Since 500BC. Niqqa Is 6ft Down. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Skimpledawg(m): 11:46am On Jan 07, 2015 |
suxxman:U too harsh! ...just wanted u to incapacitate him o! Well nice job 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Nobody: 11:56am On Jan 07, 2015 |
Skimpledawg: My Reward? Which Of 'em Babes Make I Collect? |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Skimpledawg(m): 12:29pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
suxxman:U still gbadu kenwins nau? ...buh u ar on ya own o incase alberto2k catch u |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Onemansquad(m): 5:26pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Skimpledawg:*wtf* nigga wetin u dy talk u wnt dead *removes ma snipa nd cocks it |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by kenwins(f): 9:08am On Jan 08, 2015 |
Skimpledawg:hmmmm......just strolling......miss u guyz 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by kenwins(f): 9:14am On Jan 08, 2015 |
Onemansquad:you wanna kill our guy?..u knw ao many ppl gat his back?..M,M & I,suxx,olash,albert,stand.....we plenty pass dis oo....so b carefl oo. Im sure d@ weapon has not bin registered in ur name sef. We fit arrest u oo for d@ big crime |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by kenwins(f): 9:20am On Jan 08, 2015 |
alberto2k:Thumbs up,hon. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by clevvermind(m): 9:27am On Jan 08, 2015 |
alberto2k:nice write up there. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by alberto2k(m): 9:36am On Jan 08, 2015 |
clevvermind:Thanks bro |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by ireneony(f): 9:37am On Jan 08, 2015 |
The restroom snapper: These set of people come to shoprite, the first place they we go to is the rest room. This is common among ladies, you will see someone that has a latrine in their house, snapping pix in this rest room that doesn't belong to their father, before you know, they have already upload the pix on their bbm or Facebook. If you fall in the category, better repent now. Cos we already know your trick and when we see your pix on bbm, we laughed . 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by alberto2k(m): 9:41am On Jan 08, 2015 |
ireneony:Lol Thanks for checking in 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by ireneony(f): 9:43am On Jan 08, 2015 |
alberto2k:you're welcome |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by alberto2k(m): 9:45am On Jan 08, 2015 |
kenwins: O seun jawe |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Onemansquad(m): 12:18pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
kenwins:aw dare u open ur mouth *removes ma koboko wit 5branches* |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by kingstylo01(m): 12:32pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
I've not been to shoprite, so i don't know what to add. Nice writeup all the way! 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Kazrem(m): 12:42pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
ireneony:Ha ha ha ...... Asiri tu. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by Nobody: 1:36pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
Those that come to watch oda ppl and then goan write NL post abwt then all.. OP you are warned... Oyaa..FP sharpally 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People You'll Probably Meet At Shoprite by jubriano93(m): 2:52pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
There is also a set of peeps that come to confirm if there's any promo on a particular product 2 Likes |
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