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I Need A Baby by Nobody: 5:55am On Jan 09, 2015
When I slept last night,I had a dream that a beautiful gal around age 5 call me daddy,like am really her father(that's was so cute).i was so happy,I smiled in my dream and I was actually smiling when I woke up,am even smiling as I am typing.
I get some feelings anytime I remember my dream.here lies the problem,I can't cater for a family now.i need someone who can just birth to a baby for me and give me d baby 2years later.
How can I go with this.

This look like a joke,but am not joking..am damn serious embarassed

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Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 6:04am On Jan 09, 2015
Ipledge:
When I slept last night,I had a dream that a beautiful gal around age 5 call me daddy,like am really her father(that's was so cute).i was so happy,I smiled in my dream and I was actually smiling when I woke up,am even smiling as I am typing.
I get some feelings anytime I remember my dream.here lies the problem,I can't cater for a family now.i need someone who can just birth to a baby for me and give me d baby 2years later.
How can I go with this.
This look like a joke,but am not joking..am damn serious embarassed
Why don't you work harder and find a wife?
It won't be nice to bring a baby to this world just to suffer.

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Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 6:13am On Jan 09, 2015
Brandnew2:

Why don't you work harder and find a wife?
It won't be nice to bring a baby to this world just to suffer.
the baby won't suffer
That's som very sure
Re: I Need A Baby by stinggy(m): 6:27am On Jan 09, 2015
Ipledge:
When I slept last night,I had a dream that a beautiful gal around age 5 call me daddy,like am really her father(that's was so cute).i was so happy,I smiled in my dream and I was actually smiling when I woke up,am even smiling as I am typing.
I get some feelings anytime I remember my dream.here lies the problem,I can't cater for a family now. i need someone who can just birth to a baby for me and give me d baby 2years later.
How can I go with this.

This look like a joke,but am not joking..am damn serious embarassed

Look inwards, probably a cousin of yours undecided grin grin

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Re: I Need A Baby by Mynd44: 6:32am On Jan 09, 2015
Your landlord's daughter. That's always the fastest way

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Re: I Need A Baby by demelza: 6:35am On Jan 09, 2015
Go back to sleep and get the girl you saw in your dreams
Saves everyone heartaches.

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Re: I Need A Baby by Pavore9: 6:42am On Jan 09, 2015
Give u d baby after 2yrs, is a child a piece of cloth? Work harder 2 get to where u can cater for a family. U will die of high blood pressure should u impregnate a lady who comes from where d man who pays the bride price becomes d father of d child.

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Re: I Need A Baby by 2SWT(f): 6:47am On Jan 09, 2015
Go and adopt a baby



or is it too much to ask for?

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Re: I Need A Baby by Lexusgs430: 6:47am On Jan 09, 2015
I almost thought it was April 1st !!!
Babies don't call daddy immediately they get out of the womb, after 2 years, you would have missed the daddy calling parties !!!
Kids are for life, not just .........

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Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 7:00am On Jan 09, 2015
grin grin grin you are on a loooooooooong thing!

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Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 7:13am On Jan 09, 2015
go to baby market in onitsha and buy one
Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 8:56am On Jan 09, 2015
Akranez:
go to baby market in onitsha and buy one



Go and adopt one

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Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 9:14am On Jan 09, 2015
brito:




Go and adopt one

or 2 cheesy
Re: I Need A Baby by ShirelleBaby: 11:19am On Jan 09, 2015
Rozzayy--come and see ur brothercheesy
Re: I Need A Baby by Agrika: 11:53am On Jan 09, 2015
What are your physical attributes, in terms of height, complexion, and all

Are u brilliant etc

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Re: I Need A Baby by Wendy80(f): 12:21pm On Jan 09, 2015
Are u sure u don't have a baby out there u don't know abt undecided lipsrsealed

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Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 12:28pm On Jan 09, 2015
2SWT:
Go and adopt a baby



or is it too much to ask for?

Nigeria needs population control laws. Like China undecided

Adoption needs to become part of our culture, instead of something to sneer at.
Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 12:44pm On Jan 09, 2015
op, pls do the needful....wake up!....a baby is not an item or furniture to purchase at will...some men , sha....smhhhh
Re: I Need A Baby by 2SWT(f): 12:46pm On Jan 09, 2015
MissMeiya:


Nigeria needs population control laws. Like China undecided

Adoption needs to become part of our culture, instead of something to sneer at.
Yea
Re: I Need A Baby by malaria(f): 12:54pm On Jan 09, 2015
demelza:
Go back to sleep and get the girl you saw in your dreams
Saves everyone heartaches.
. Guy u are high seriously, buh u gat a point
Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 1:39pm On Jan 09, 2015
Mynd44:
Your landlord's daughter. That's always the fastest way
lol...I never see my landlord before not to talk of her daughter sad
Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jan 09, 2015
Amelian:
op, pls do the needful....wake up!....a baby is not an item or furniture to purchase at will...some men , sha....smhhhh
i don't say I wanna purchase,but give birth to my own...when she calls me daddy,all d fluid in my body jump for joy
Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 1:44pm On Jan 09, 2015
MissMeiya:


Nigeria needs population control laws. Like China undecided

Adoption needs to become part of our culture, instead of something to sneer at.
i think you should be able to help me grin
Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 1:59pm On Jan 09, 2015
Ipledge:
i think you should be able to help me grin

I barely want to give birth for my own sake, what makes you think I'll suffer that experience for you, my friend?
Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jan 09, 2015
MissMeiya:


I barely want to give birth for my own sake, what makes you think I'll suffer that experience for you, my friend?
yea,and you know am serious about it
Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 2:17pm On Jan 09, 2015
Yawns........ undecided
Re: I Need A Baby by ROZZAYY(f): 5:17pm On Jan 09, 2015
ShirelleBaby:
Rozzayy--come and see ur brothercheesy
Hmmmmmm johny come here!
Re: I Need A Baby by lepasharon(f): 5:48pm On Jan 09, 2015
What are you bringing to the table?
Re: I Need A Baby by thorpido(m): 5:54pm On Jan 09, 2015
You need to really dig and try to remember the girls you had affairs with.
One of them might have had a baby you are not conscious of.
Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jan 09, 2015
Agrika:
What are your physical attributes, in terms of height, complexion, and all

Are u brilliant etc
my physical attribute doesn't Matter but on scale of 0 to 10 i know where I belong

And yes I sabi book
Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jan 09, 2015
ROZZAYY:

Hmmmmmm johny come here!
i hear ur voice from my sleep,here I am
Re: I Need A Baby by Nobody: 7:46pm On Jan 09, 2015
@OP


You settle to marry , you don't marry to settle ... And take it , what I just stated here is the true interpretation of that said dream you had .

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