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tosyne2much:
Nice write-up babate3e

Number 4 tho .

The kind of thread u always create

A particular guy once caused a scene at a popular local etery. He complained loudly that y will my semo b bigger than his own. Citing tribalism . "Is it because i dnt speak yoruba? "

SAMBARRY:
Yesh

Abeg give me this woman address

THE HUNGRY LIONS: these of people don't have money dey walk into a buka. And order for food..buh no matter how many fufu or eba dey eat they must not eat meat or else.........

can't someone be a vegetarian in peace? or alaroro means vegetarian?

jutah:
mama Iyabo: cuutomer, wetin i go put for you?

Customer: Hmmmm, put #70 rice, #20 dodo, #30 dried beans..

Mama Iyabo: bros, which meat i go put?

Customer: no put meat ooo, i dey in a hurry.....

which category be this?
mtcheew!! bros just talk say u no get money for meat joor, u dey tell me say u dey hurry....mtcheees....

Alaroro group

they are vegetarians.

isan:
THE HUNGRY LIONS: these of people don't have money dey walk into a buka. And order for food..buh no matter how many fufu or eba dey eat they must not eat meat or else.........

Wat abt those dat goes there to luk

they are looking at champions league.

picked:
Wat abt those dat goes there to luk

gatiano:
can't someone be a vegetarian in peace? or alaroro means vegetarian?

Why are u taking it personal? you must be a suspect...

LOL

say i be vegetarian? if mama put sell pawpaw or pineapple. afterall na herbs and fruits God ask us to eat. i dey obedient.

jutah:


Why are u taking it personal? you must be a suspect...

Timzy234:
The Seun Type

Those that keep quiet the whole time and just pay their money and go out.

Ifihear say oga seun no get another account here weh ein dey use speak ein mind.

OP wait first..
How small are these your "wraps of fufu" that somebody will eat 8 - 10 wraps.

Those big sizes of fufu that I see pple selling.

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4. 34 new NCE awarding institutions
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and development
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their Phd.
LIST OF GEJ Universities:
1] Federal University, Lafia, Nasarawa State. —North
Central.
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3] Federal University, Kashere, Gombe State.– North
East.
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5] Federal University, Dutsin-Ma, Katsina State.-North
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7] Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa State. —South
South.
8] Federal University, Ndufe-Alike, Ebonyi State.-South
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West.
10) Federal University of Oil and Gas, Bonny, Rivers
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done: Oweto Bridge across River Benue
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Upper Iweka road which Gov Obi repaired and got
federal refund
The following roads are under construction or
reconstruction:
1. Onitsha - Enugu Road
2. Lokoja - Benin Road
3. Lagos-Ibadan Expressway
4. Mokwa- Bida Road
5. Akure-Ilesha Road
6. East-West Road
7. Sokoto- Tambuwal-Jega Road
8. Enugu- Abakaliki- Cross River Road 9. Ogoja - Ikom
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some of them but he is ensuring that work is going on
(eg East-West Road) BRIDGE The second Niger bridge
which previous governments played endless politics
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have commenced. ELECTIONS No governorship
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(UN)
CORRUPTION
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line fully operational. Under
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Aba-Uyo-Calabar under construction. Kano/ Dai/Jimbia
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Kano/ Nguru/ Geshua/ Damaturu/ Maiduguri/ Gamburu
Ngala, covering 707 Km, Calabar/ Ikom/ Obudu/ Ogoja/
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The last of the corridor is the rail line from Port
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Biu/ Maidiguri, 550km POWER: Privatised PHCN and
Power Generating Plants undergoing constructions in
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South Africa. Previous leaders didn't see the need to
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infrastructure projects. The rail system which is
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at a constant minimum of 6%per annum in the lsat 3
years Agriculture has grown considerably, Nigeria
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Elections are now free and fair and no snatching of
ballot boxes. Some horribly sentimental people would
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things, they would still
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Goodluck Jonathan
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Hmmmmm, interesting list OP....anyway i hadly visit Bukas... My system dey very sensitive ooo..

Lol there is a group dat is not so common cos their package na coded package, this is how dey operate;

Madam give me 1 fufu with soup
Ahhhh!!! Madam d soup no reach o! I dey like plenty soup on their way to their sit they make a u-turn and say madam add stew sef.... When dey get to their sit they unload fufu they bought at cheaper price from their pockets(most likely from where d iya basira buys hers @ wholesale price) .. Most times dey sit @ d corner where they don't attract attention. What group will u classify them as?

kazmanbanjoko:
this one wey yu just dey fall frm tree anyhow, na film yu dey act

angelTI:
I don't do buka because I rarely eat out.

mi likey

Op it is AKAGUM not Acagon

thank me later

babate3e:
Being a bachelor has taken me to several kinds of iya basira, nwayi owerri and other local canteens in lagos, so i felt i had to share my experience of various kind of people i meet:
1. The Oppressors:
These type of people are often very fat, they sit down and the girls come down to them to take their order, you hear stuffs like;
"4 wraps of pounded yam with egusi, put panla, ponmo, ogunfe, assorted and meat, with cold stout and bottle water".
N.B: all the meats, fish, ponmos, assorted are brought in several plates for them to eat as much as possible.
2. The Voracious eater:
These set of people are normally slim, and unlike the oppressors, they go to order their food, you can recognize them when you hear;
"madam give me 8 fufu, no 10 cos i never chop since morning, 3meat, 2ponmo, orobo coke (50cl) and 2 pure water".
3. The Acagons:
Na these ones tire me pass, they are the downgraded versions of the voracious eater, and they are well known by the madam. They believe in quantity over quality, you will hear;
"iya bisi give me as usual, and the madam puts 9 wraps of fufu with 1 lean meat"
NB: this set are the only ones that don't order for water, they prefer the one on the table, used for washing hand".
4. The formers:
These ones are mostly hated by the acagons and they are mostly a group of young girls sponsored by a maga. You will see there table filled with all sorts of meats, fish, ponmos, assorted and several chilled drinks, only for them to eat part of it and leave the rest to the feasting eyes of the acagon and voracious eater. After they leave, you start hearing comments especially from the acagons like " haaaaa , ota aje ni awon omo yii o ( this girls are enemy of money o).
5. Father xmas:
This list is not complete without them, they are the popular ones in the hood, the acagons and voracious eater always pray to meet them in the canteen. If he enters, you start hearing "baba agbalagba, chairman, i remain loyal sir"
and he never dissapoints them too.
Feel free to add yours!!!!!!!!!!!

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You can form and go to Mr.Bigg's, Tantalizer, etc.

But if you need real food, na buka way.

Everything is fresh and tastes closer to home cooking unlike Mr. Bigg's, etc. that cook rice halfway, garnish it with extra maggi/knorr and pepper
and expect the "latter-day formers" to fvck over N1500/plate. If belle never run you after Mr. Bigg's, Tantalizer, etc, you no go respect yourself
go Mama Iyabo joint go chop.

Buka all the way!

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I normally do 2 Amala, 3 Titus Fish(tail), 2 liver and 2 shaki with 1 Eva Water. My bill is always N700 only.

The misers- Two fufu and 1 pure water. Just #50

akpanikpe:
What is mama put? Or buka? In France where i school we go to McDonald's

How u sabi say e relate to MacDonalds?
Smh smh smh

Timzy234:
The Seun Type

Those that keep quiet the whole time and just pay their money and go out.

You are playing with ban right...

akpanikpe:
What is mama put? Or buka? In France where i school we go to McDonald's

so it was u i saw at dat McDonald's in Montpellier, France... i remember u!!

WIZGUY69:

why is it just making front page now?

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they are some that will buy #200 fufu and order for like #5000 meat, ponmo, fish etc. very irritating.

na thief de do that kind tin. .

That's me after landing at Murtala

What about the first timers...u hear question s lyk...elo ni ponmo(aw much is ponmo)..elo ni fufu..oru eran wo le fun mi yi??.(which kind meat b dis).

yemicoal:
The misers- Two fufu and 1 pure water. Just #50

Will they at least get some soup?

CityNG:


Will they at least get some soup?

lol, depends