I Enterd a bus from kogi to kwara.
After som mins, i decided to scare
d
passengers.
So i brought out my
fone.. And
startd fakin a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press dat button
since but d bomb no gree
blow.
Na d blue one i go press or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now''
come and see reactions. Igbo man: (picks his fone to
make a
call) '' hello Chukwudi, run now
to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today
but make sure u collect my money from chijioke.. Yoruba
woman: ''
driver wêré,. So
u cant stop for sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin inside until d hausa man sitin close to
me
said (to me).
Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey make call,
wher dem
say make u press so dat d bomb go blow?
Coz i don dey press my own sef since and d tin never
blow.
I jumped out of the luxurious through window.!
Me wey dey play........
If na u...wetin u for do?