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Lol: See Pastor's Hilarious Prayer Points. by donmayorgroup(m): 4:31am On Jun 10, 2016
Guys, despite the fact that hunger has reduced me to rubbles in Nigeria!Lol.... I still respect you...you.

Nigerians are too intelligent and that's why I will always be proud of this country.

It's just that we are not familiar with this type of CHANGE O!

Probably, the change has affected prayer points too!

You need to read a guy's reason for blocking his pastor on Facebook. It's hilarious, It's fun-filled, and at the same time, It's all about the truth!

You dey look, your pastor no dey pray like that?

Well, the conversation below was between a Pastor and his church member.

Just like you know, pastors will be like at any slightest meeting, they begin to haul prayers at you.

I guess this really hit the guy hard and...see what he did

Carry on!



WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK

I sent him a friend request on Facebook
and he innocently accepted.

Two minutes later his message came in;

*PASTOR: How are you?

*ME: I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly
favour collapse on your head.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing
strike you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)'

*PASTOR: May God slash you with the
axe of life.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of
happiness collapse on you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)

* PASTOR: My son are you there?

*ME: Yes Daddy!

* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen
to claim the Blessings.

*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you now Sir!

Please complete it here>>> http://www.michaeldoosblog.info/2016/06/may-over-speeding-trailer-of-blessings.html?m=1

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