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Nigerians: Against All Odds, We Must Survive by Rhyle(m): 10:14pm On Jan 12, 2015
I write jamb = Boko haram
I go University = Strike
I no go school = Poverty
I wan travel by air = Plane crash
I travel by sea = Millitants
I travel by road = Accident I go out I relax = Kidnappers
I go Bank = Armed Robbers
Make I enter bus 4 Nyanya Motor
park Abuja = Bomb blast
I vex use leg go village = witchcraft
I dey house = No work
I go work = No Salary
I dey room = No light
Make I marry = No money...
I even shake person = Ebola.
Even 2015 = I must Survive.

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Re: Nigerians: Against All Odds, We Must Survive by Beesluv: 10:24pm On Jan 12, 2015
we've been surviving and we will still survive by the grace of God

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