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Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 4:19pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by PG: 6:58pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
so what? |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by PG: 7:39pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
been virgin or not is happened. : |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by krama(m): 7:43pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
. . . |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by darequam(m): 8:16pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
i'm Obama God dam u at poster , i've posted dat joke here b4, anyway sha kudos
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Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by sholabanke(m): 10:44pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
must u shows urself |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by empress12: 11:11pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
yea must u show ur self, hmmmmm |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 11:16pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
*poster, nice one u've got there imagine him yeye face, tsee3w |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 11:16pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
*poster, nice one u've got there imagine him yeye face, tsee3w |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by empress12: 11:19pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
lolzzz dnt mind d, tryna clam obama lolzzzz , apeeee!!!! |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by sholabanke(m): 11:46pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 12:02am On Dec 19, 2008 |
Why that face na |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by sholabanke(m): 12:23am On Dec 19, 2008 |
just to tell him am not happy wit him |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by darequam(m): 3:21am On Dec 19, 2008 |
African Obama Just because i show my face people de hala dem de kolo both here and inside em house including in other other topics Seun self respect me. I don't what's wrong with ya all, is it been long u'v seen a cute gentle man? |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by izeek(m): 9:13am On Dec 19, 2008 |
u feel say if them call roll call for fine bois u go join? i wonder y the ugly ones are always quick to snap pics. well dont blame u, u bera have sometin to exhibit ur wowoness. afterall e no easy to use one bucket of wowo take baff. |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by Joey7(m): 9:24am On Dec 19, 2008 |
well sha i like that confidence it takes risk to be successfull in life |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 9:49am On Dec 19, 2008 |
Yahoo+ no easy na my bro |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by Ben13: 10:42am On Dec 19, 2008 |
hehehe. . .nice one poster |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 12:55pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
I beg make una leave african Osama, oh, sorry African Obama alone o. |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 3:39pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
hehehe, |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by DereI(f): 5:22pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
Na wa ooo, Una sure say that babe na real virgin abi na wayo wayo own |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by Jeovy(m): 5:34pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
help us ask her and report back to us |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by CuteAngel(f): 10:59am On Dec 20, 2008 |
darequam: Dry face wit kpomo mouth |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by Ezeamama(m): 12:20pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
just 3 times something's wrong with him |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by sholabanke(m): 12:26pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
@cuteangel u know u cute pass all this abuse wey dey comot for ur mouth now please take am easy wit him |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 12:33pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by sholabanke(m): 12:35pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
hmmm |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 11:00am On Dec 22, 2008 |
Dere I: The girl nah virgin o, d only thing be say the thing sweet am no be small |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by babsongudus: 11:08am On Dec 22, 2008 |
virgin ko virgin atlantic ni. make una dey dull una sef for there. una go reach heaven before una see virgin |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 12:06pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
You sure? |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 2:42pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
babsongudus: Nah lie My mama nah virgin |
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by krama(m): 2:51pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
farotika: |
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