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Describe This Doctor !!!! by Yusphull(m): 7:46pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
*PASTOR : good day Doctor. *DOCTOR : good day Sir, please sit down. Pastor sits.... *PASTOR: yes Doctor, you sent for me.. *DOCTOR: yes Sir, its about #Sister_Jane 's Lab result, its out. Meanwhile, I called you here because I had a chat with her and she said some things about you. *PASTOR: #starts_sweating,,, what things? Is she okay? Is she pregnant? Ah,,, ah,, I mean what's in her Lab result? *DOCTOR: well, Sir, is it true that you're having carnal knowledge of Sister_Jane? *PASTOR: Heaven forgive you! How can you level such a preposterous accusation against a man of God? Is that what she told you?!! Wait, wait, wait, are you sure she is not having some brain damage or something? Talk to me my friend!!! *DOCTOR: sorry Sir, its just that she is HIV 1 & 2 positive and she said you've been having carnal knowledge of her... *PASTOR: #Hands_on_the_head,,, Chineekeee.... please don't say it loud, walls have ears. Do you mean I'm going to die? Doctor please help me, I don't want to die, please. I have 6 children in primary and secondary,,, please help me. *DOCTOR: so you admit you did it, Sir? *PASTOR: yes Sir, I did it Sir. It's the work of satan, I ,,, I did it Sir... Please help me, I don't want to die, please Doctor... *DOCTOR: its alright Sir, I will help you, you're not going to die. She is only three months pregnant and you are responsible. Congratulations Sir.. At least, it's not HIV. Pastor faints........ Hehehe... Describe This Doctor! |
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