*PASTOR : good day Doctor.
*DOCTOR : good day Sir, please sit down.
Pastor sits....
*PASTOR: yes Doctor, you sent for me..
*DOCTOR: yes Sir, its about #Sister_Jane 's Lab result, its out.
Meanwhile, I called you here because I had a chat with her and she
said some things about you.
*PASTOR: #starts_sweating,,, what things? Is she okay? Is she
pregnant? Ah,,, ah,, I mean what's in her Lab result?
*DOCTOR: well, Sir, is it true that you're having carnal knowledge of
Sister_Jane?
*PASTOR: Heaven forgive you! How can you level such a
preposterous accusation against a man of God? Is that what she
told you?!! Wait, wait, wait,
are you sure she is not having some brain damage or something?
Talk to me my friend!!!
*DOCTOR: sorry Sir, its just that she is HIV 1 & 2 positive and she
said
you've been having carnal knowledge of her...
*PASTOR: #Hands_on_the_head,,, Chineekeee.... please don't say it
loud, walls have ears. Do you mean I'm going to die? Doctor please
help me, I don't want to die, please. I have 6 children in primary
and secondary,,, please help me.
*DOCTOR: so you admit you did it, Sir?
*PASTOR: yes Sir, I did it Sir. It's the work of satan, I ,,, I did it Sir...
Please help me, I don't want to die, please Doctor...
*DOCTOR: its alright Sir, I will help you, you're not going to die. She
is only three months pregnant and you are responsible.
Congratulations Sir.. At least, it's not HIV.
Pastor faints........ Hehehe...
Describe This Doctor!