Childhood Memories

When I was Younger: I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.

I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.

I had that one pen with four colours, and tried to push all the buttons at once.

I waited behind a door to scare someone, then leave because they're taking too long to come out.

I faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.

I used to think that the moon followed our car.

I tried to balance the switch between On/Off.

I Watched two drops of rain roll down the window and pretended it was a race.

The only thing I had to take care of was a school bag.

I swallowed a fruit seed and I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.

I closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.

I walked into a room, forgot what I needed, walked out, and then remember.

You can add your own childhood memories

funny

I was scared to sit beside a girl so my friends won't call her my wife

I pretended I was a surgeon, cut and sewed up lizards.

I thought rain fell cos Jesus, Mary and God were crying.

i sucked my finger like my life depends on it

ifyalways:
I pretended I was a surgeon, cut and sewed up lizards.

Early signs of a serial killer..

I also used to kidnapped people's chicken and prepare pepper soup in our backwards

Nutase:

Early signs of a serial killer..

Oshe

Anwasia:
I also used to kidnapped people's chicken and prepare pepper soup in our backwards

lol

when i was younger,we used 2 enter bro bachelor's room without fear of being raped!

we used to fold paper and smoke as kids,..(open confession) neva allow mum nd dad to know



But thank God I never tested a cigaratte ..

Put rice inside lylon and milk it

go to church for the fun of it (now I understand better)

Play rubber band game with friends, played cashew nut game with my play mates then. Usually gv me uncle my wednesday meat so that he cud tell me interesting tortoise stories.. I do end up using most of my note to make paper guns and boat.. Most of my monetary gifts then were used as offering.

When we were young (myself and my sisters), One of us will pretend to be the priest while the rest of us will line up and receive Odin biscuits in our mouth like it was holy communion.
While watching movies, if we saw any beautiful actress we immediately shouted "this is me".
And if one of us had a crush on an actor ( I totally loved Tom Cruise), the others were not allowed to like the same actor.

ifyalways:
I pretended I was a surgeon, cut and sewed up lizards.

Nasty...

played lots of hide and seek game.

softysparky:
played lots of hide and seek game.

U still dey play am sef

Would beg my parents to buy me a toy car, only to blow it up with a banger

Would play table soccer every Saturday from morning till night

I would build paper or wooden ships then watch them sink after stuffing them with insects (esp. Soldier ants)

I would gather different type of insects in a bottle and watch them fight

I would offer burnt sacrifices to Ogun ( lizard suffer for my hand) burnt tens of lizards alive

Russia and America are always at war, would build cities from cartons and name them Russia and America.....of course America always burns down Mother Russia

Etc

I blew up balloons and put inside my clothe on my chest then I wrapped up my sweater as a baby and I will pretend to breastfeed the baby.