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Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Nobody: 9:58am On Jan 16, 2015
I pray so bro
MRLINGTON:


Hmm ur own beta o! I hope e remains dah way o

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Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Toks2008(m): 9:59am On Jan 16, 2015
kaycshine:
oh pls u guys shld stop painting Nigerian girls black ofcos we still have some good girls who r not only interested in a guys' money bt r genuinely interested in d man as a matter of fact i dated my husband when he had nothing bt today by God's grace he's well established and i believe n know dat there r girls who r like me


I am sorry lady, i know that there are one out of a thousand ladies like you but generally we have four types of ladies.No one prays to be with a man who does not have money and no man also desires to be poor but because of life happenings, sometimes shits happen and we jsut have to work hard to come outta it.

1.The type that will never give you audience if you are not rich and will leave you in a flash if you go broke.

2.There is another type that will give you the chance but would wait in hope that it gets better and will not hesitate to leave you after waiting for a stipulated time.

3.There is yet another type that will love you, marry you and bear you children and remain with you but would g out to play silly games for the money and even help you and the family with the proceeds of her adulterous acts.

4.The last type are the ones that will love you for as long as she lives,bear you children and will never cheat on you even if you are as broke as anything called broke.

Every lady reading this knows in her mind the category she belongs and its not about pretense.

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Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Nobody: 10:02am On Jan 16, 2015
OohMpa:
How's this our plobrem? angry

Somewhere in the west, a Yoluba man is aggressively using "H" in "H-onour" and "H-elicopter"

Now that's a plobrem angry angry angry

What is this one saying , is there no H in Honour and Helicopter ?

Meanwhile somewhere in Anambra an Igbo man is finding it difficult to pronounce PARALLELOGRAM

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Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by arsetalks(m): 10:02am On Jan 16, 2015
The girl probably left him because he is broke forgetting it is sweeter when you guys build things from the ground to the top. Most of these ladies are a disgrace.

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Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Edusouls(m): 10:04am On Jan 16, 2015
poverty enter nigerian girls head melt am like wax, these girls are daylight and ruthless robbers that reap off any victim that fall inside their trap, these babes are red eyed, very Good at what they do,very smart, no brother in jungle ooo...guys beware...

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Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by chichichilolo1(f): 10:06am On Jan 16, 2015
Money can turn heads sha

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Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by akatekpe(m): 10:11am On Jan 16, 2015
omenka:
Is that all Am I supposed to laugh now or do I wait for a punch line
Why not read comments and chill? This is not APC vs PDP thread
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by holluwai(m): 10:12am On Jan 16, 2015
Let's say I've seen a good deal of the other side.... But I'm not letting down my guard thou!


Melahou:



not yet...wait till you see the other side of her
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by semitunde: 10:16am On Jan 16, 2015
OohMpa:
How's this our plobrem? angry

Somewhere in the west, a Yoluba man is aggressively using "H" in "H-onour" and "H-elicopter"

Now that's a plobrem angry angry angry

How is it a problem pls?
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by sunylatsega(m): 10:16am On Jan 16, 2015
Where r d gurls.....@ lest, dey shud try defend demselves......lol grin
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by DONOCSO(m): 10:25am On Jan 16, 2015
Girls be like "My boyfriend is rich"
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by An2elect2(f): 10:33am On Jan 16, 2015
Toks2008:



I am sorry lady, i know that there are one out of a thousand ladies like you but generally we have four types of ladies.No one prays to be with a man who does not have money and no man also desires to be poor but because of life happenings, sometimes shits happen and we jsut have to work hard to come outta it.

1.The type that will never give you audience if you are not rich and will leave you in a flash if you go broke.

2.There is another type that will give you the chance but would wait in hope that it gets better and will not hesitate to leave you after waiting for a stipulated time.

3.There is yet another type that will love you, marry you and bear you children and remain with you but would g out to play silly games for the money and even help you and the family with the proceeds of her adulterous acts.

4.The last type are the ones that will love you for as long as she lives,bear you children and will never cheat on you even if you are as broke as anything called broke.

Every lady reading this knows in her mind the category she belongs and its not about pretense.

So can we have a list like this for Nigerian men?

Is it just me? most Nigerian men irritate me these days.
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by realborn(m): 10:38am On Jan 16, 2015
patrickdarlins:
story for the gods really....


its hard to see a nigeria girl...willing to start from the bottom to the top with a guy!!

i nor know were i won find wife go ooo...

CHAI!!!!!!

Except my wife. We started when I was still way below. Now we are approaching the top... smiley wink cheesy grin
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by AreaFada2: 10:39am On Jan 16, 2015
Toks2008:



I am sorry lady, i know that there are one out of a thousand ladies like you but generally we have four types of ladies.No one prays to be with a man who does not have money and no man also desires to be poor but because of life happenings, sometimes shits happen and we jsut have to work hard to come outta it.

1.The type that will never give you audience if you are not rich and will leave you in a flash if you go broke.

2.There is another type that will give you the chance but would wait in hope that it gets better and will not hesitate to leave you after waiting for a stipulated time.

3.There is yet another type that will love you, marry you and bear you children and remain with you but would g out to play silly games for the money and even help you and the family with the proceeds of her adulterous acts.

4.The last type are the ones that will love you for as long as she lives,bear you children and will never cheat on you even if you are as broke as anything called broke.

Every lady reading this knows in her mind the category she belongs and its not about pretense.

Nna, finding that "rumba 4" is becoming like finding needle in a haystack o. Especially since Brazilian hair, BB & iPhone came.
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by repogirl(f): 10:40am On Jan 16, 2015
NaijaOptimist:
SEE HAS DIS CHAT FINISH OUR GURLS.

GBOGBO BIGZ GIRLZ WITHOUT DIGNITY.
yes oooo, e finish all your girls in your family included, both born and unborn!
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by AreaFada2: 10:42am On Jan 16, 2015
An2elect2:


So can we have a list like this for Nigerian men?

Is it just me? most Nigerian men irritate me these days.
.

My lovely lady, I heard many 70 year old Afghanistan men using Viagra are looking for young ladies. grin

So there are many non-9ja men around.
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by repogirl(f): 10:43am On Jan 16, 2015
Edusouls:
poverty enter nigerian girls head melt am like wax, these girls are daylight and ruthless robbers that reap off any victim that fall inside their trap, these babes are red eyed, very Good at what they do,very smart, no brother in jungle ooo...guys beware...
ah ahnnn! Which kaind girl do you this kaind thing? Heavy thunder must to faya the chick!
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Gynacologist(m): 10:45am On Jan 16, 2015
patrickdarlins:
story for the gods really....


its hard to see a nigeria girl...willing to start from the bottom to the top with a guy!!

i nor know were i won find wife go ooo...

CHAI!!!!!!
same tin here ooo...i tire fo ph gurlz ol na ashawo
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Izz9111: 10:47am On Jan 16, 2015
[right][/right] undecided
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Yunana3053(m): 10:51am On Jan 16, 2015
Weitin mek OBJ de laugh na?

Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by An2elect2(f): 10:51am On Jan 16, 2015
AreaFada2:
.

My lovely lady, I heard many 70 year old Afghanistan men using Viagra are looking for young ladies. grin

So there are many non-9ja men around.

You are not funny.
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Princecharmin(m): 10:58am On Jan 16, 2015
most women wants a man who has it all....but a real woman helps her man get it all sad
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by drrid(m): 11:06am On Jan 16, 2015
dridowu:
Good Morning Friends.
I am new to NL.
How do i create a topic ?
i'm sure this is n't dridowu
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Orikinla(m): 11:08am On Jan 16, 2015
No money,
No honey.
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by piagetskinner(m): 11:09am On Jan 16, 2015
This poo don't happen in france
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Penboy: 11:18am On Jan 16, 2015
Tobilastik:
..
Hediot, you wan join the Nairaland??


Entree form na $2m.
grin

Modified...
When did S.BAN turn to nairaland??
Oga moderators.
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by EdidemGcon(m): 11:22am On Jan 16, 2015
smithsydny:
My girl is ready to do anything for me..I so much love her .shes the best. For the first am makin it dis far. OLUWA 2015 must pay us. IN JESUS NAME

guy wakeup oooo, sum guy or guys dey support her. she needs money and if u no dey give n shes been dere 4 u, dats cus she nova see super rich guy wey go promise evryfin she eva dreamt of. me no trust my babe self. dnt get carried away. jus pray dem guys dnt wanna take her serious. cus if they do. she gone. wink cheesy grin
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by AreaFada2: 11:27am On Jan 16, 2015
An2elect2:


You are not funny.

Lolz.

Create a counter-thread.

Please don't include broke-azz niccur stuff otherwise you will play into men's hands with it.

Often men say what they see/experience daily. The sense of entitlement some girls have these days tarnishes the image of principled, modest and hardworking girls.
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Toks2008(m): 11:38am On Jan 16, 2015
An2elect2:


So can we have a list like this for Nigerian men?

Is it just me? most Nigerian men irritate me these days.

Please ask those ones that irritate you and you will be surprised to find out that it was a lady in their past who made most of them what they are

Trust me
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by LewisO: 11:39am On Jan 16, 2015
chichichilolo1:
Money can turn heads sha
Statement from broke girls! lipsrsealed
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Nobody: 11:41am On Jan 16, 2015
Wud av luv to comment buh. my so called gf jst dumped me
Re: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by Toks2008(m): 11:48am On Jan 16, 2015
EdidemGcon:


guy wakeup oooo, sum guy or guys dey support her. she needs money and if u no dey give n shes been dere 4 u, dats cus she nova see super rich guy wey go promise evryfin she eva dreamt of. me no trust my babe self. dnt get carried away. jus pray dem guys dnt wanna take her serious. cus if they do. she gone. wink cheesy grin

Spot on. As far as I'm concerned if you are a broke ass please stop fooling yourself that a lady truly loves you. Just pray that your level of wealth can satisfy your lady otherwise she is gone expecially if she is attractive.

Conclusively I will say that when it comes to loving a man for the sake of love then a financially independent lady can do that but for a hustling babe most of them wll prefer a rich jerk to a sweet faithful broke guy.

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