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My Hilarious Ben Carson Moment! by Nobody: 2:31pm On Jan 16, 2015
The Story of Dr Ben Carson reminds me of mine when I was in Js3.

In secondary school, I was very poor in mathematics. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out. One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.
The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out.
Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, "Guy what's up? How you take pass
this exam?" By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement.
When he got to 90%, he had only one paper
remaining. I then asked myself, could I have
scored 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. I thought my dreams have been answered. This was my moment...nw Chinansa and Oyi will be the ones chasing me... The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,



"One id*ot here did not write his name on the paper and he scored 0%. If you have not
received your paper come and get it now!
"
I JUST FAINTED...!

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Re: My Hilarious Ben Carson Moment! by slowice(m): 2:51pm On Jan 16, 2015
OK this here got rotfl.... Lol grin
Re: My Hilarious Ben Carson Moment! by kemmie05(f): 6:19pm On Jan 16, 2015
Lmao....dat kin tin ehnnnn
Re: My Hilarious Ben Carson Moment! by tolutweety(m): 2:25pm On Jan 18, 2015
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: My Hilarious Ben Carson Moment! by Nobody: 4:32pm On Jan 18, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin... quite funny...



Tolutweety, those shiny teeth of yours brought me here cheesy
Re: My Hilarious Ben Carson Moment! by tolutweety(m): 4:44pm On Jan 18, 2015
MarvellousGod:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin... quite funny...
Tolutweety, those shiny teeth of yours brought me here cheesy

Those shiny teeth has been taking you places since 2000AD wink smiley

Happy sunday dear kiss
Re: My Hilarious Ben Carson Moment! by francizy(m): 7:25am On Jan 19, 2015
Brilliant boy! grin na you know wetin make u no write your name na..

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