Three thieves, Akpos, Emeka and Eze, were taken to court,
and
found guilty.
The Emeka stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him
to
three years in prison because there were three fishes in
the
tin.
Eze stole a tray of eggs, he got 30 years in prison because
a
tray of egg contains 30 eggs.
Akpos collapsed. He stole a bag of rice
One word for him? Good morning fellas and have a
blessed day ahead

Hahahaha

Y da slap naaaaaaa

I laughed so much Bro.. Thank you for making me laugh, God will make u laugh the same way this year. If you believe say Amen.

@Poster,

I actually laughed but I will suggest you run a Malaria Test asap...

brito:






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Are u contesting for ur miss village?

Your joke dry like dry stock fish. E dry pass kilishi and kuli kuli. Mtchew... Walks away shaking my nyash!!!

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EMMYZEE:



Are u contesting for ur miss village?

lolzz

Very very dry... Maybe because I've seen/heard it somewhere before.

kobonaire:
Dry joke?? Wetin do your life like this oh

no mind me. my hqnd dey scratch me. i just wan type sontin

onyeguy:
What s this man saying

sai Buhari I guess cos he look like them.

Guy u and ur jokes re like dried pu****y

chymystique:
SORRY.. Not funny @ all to me Very Dry...........¤

this is the kinda joke that make your sorrows laff at you!!!

This is a story not a joke.

jokesmaster:
I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and when ...I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but I turned it down , he collected my number and i left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 750,000 Naira per month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6 As I was smiling and testing the car my brother just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up eba don ready.

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youngvizzy1:
Lol, I had similar dream too!!!

hahahhaha

Sick work you have here.