<3<3<3 Ayobami=-" =-)< \=D/ ({}):
Assuming you are watching football match at aviewing centre, Chelsea vs Man U.A guy just walked in and sat next to you and the following conversation ensued
guy: Bros how far? Na match them dey play?
You: Yes nau. Shebi na im u dey watch.
guy: Ok. Abeg who dey play?
You: Na im be dat na. Chelsea vs Man U.
guy: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?
You: Na chelsea wear blue
guy: owk who com wear red?
You: oooh c am nau, na man u.
guy: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi second half.
You: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half nau. na 20minutes bros.
guy: oh ok. Bros abeg wetin be scores?
You: come guy. Na 0-0 na. shebi na im we dey watch.
guy: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum get zero?
My broda my sista at dis juncture,. Wetin u go do?

THIS GUY REPLY MADE ME LAUGH!

BorgMichael <=) : I go first think say Na Buhari I dey follow talk since he's d only old man I know that can't remember full meaning of INEC n his phone numbers...so I ll just turn around and say: why you wan contest for presidency sef...Oga u dull die=))