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Jokes Arena by Emskaro: 9:53pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
A Guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night around 11pm he gathered some courage & sent her a text sayin.. "I love you, I wana date you. Plz reply & tell me how u feel." A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared & tensed to open it that night so he decided not to check & reply until the next morning when he's less tense. When he woke up the next day he prayed seriously about the message for good news,did his morning chores,brushed his teeth,ate his breakfast, had his bath,dressed up then climbed into bed & picked his phone to read the message. This was the response he read: "Dear customer you have insufficient balance to send this message.Please recharge your account and try again" |
Re: Jokes Arena by Emskaro: 9:54pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How to put an elephant inside the fridge? TEACHER: I dnt knw. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge nd put it in. I have another. question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge nd put it in. STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take out the elephant nd put it in. TEACHER: Ooh...ok!! STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, with one animal missing which one would it be? TEACHER: The lion of course because it would eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, the donkey because it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, one last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles nd you wanted to cross, how would you? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a ladder to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim nd cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.... One word for this student 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Jokes Arena by Emskaro: 9:56pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
HERE ARE SOME FUNNY IRONIES OF LIFE 1. A poor witchdoctor who promises you wealth. 2. A Dentist with rotten teeth and bad breath. 3. When a Company Driver's children walk at least 2km to and fro school everyday. 4. The Principal's child who have repeated class more than any other student. 5. The Professional Boxer whose child gets bullied in school. 6. A Vet Doctor that is scared of dogs. 7. A book street Vendor selling books on how to become a billionaire 8. A Farmer whose mother died of starvation. 9. A Gym instructor with pot belle. 10. A carpenter that uses only plastic chairs at home 11. A Single and lonely On Air Personality "DJ" talking about love matter and match making over the radio. 12.A Mechanic without his own vehicle 13.A doctor suffering from flu and malaria 14. uncircumcised doctor doing circumcision 15.Someone promoting gay rights when he’s happily married to the opposite sex. 16. iPhone supplier who has a nokia 3310. 17.A manager at MTN who uses AIRTEL 18. A private jet owner who walks to his bedroom. 19. A jamb runs man whose brother will write his 5th JAMB next year. 20. add urs. |
Re: Jokes Arena by ifex370(m): 10:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
more more more jokes... I love this sha |
Re: Jokes Arena by Emskaro: 1:59pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a group of Anglican Pastors in an important inter- faith game. A few days before the match, disaster struck. The Catholic team's star player broke his ankle and the doctor said he wouldn't be able to play again for at least two months. "What are we going to do? moaned Father Matthew. "Well," said Father Thomas, "it so happens that Christiano Ronaldo is a good friend of mine. We could ask him to play for us." "But that wouldn't be fair" said Father Matthew. "No, but if we called him Father Ronaldo, no one need know," replied Father Thomas. Eventually Father Matthew agreed to let this devious plan go ahead but then, as luck would have it, he was suddenly called away on official Church business and was unable to watch the match. As soon as he could, he phoned Father Thomas for the result. "I'm afraid they beat us, 6-0," said Father Thomas. "But how could that happen?" queried Father Matthew. "We had Father Ronaldo in our team." "Yes," said Father Thomas, "but they had Pastor Fabregas, pastor Rooney and Pastor Mmesi playing for them.".Even pastor De Gea was present. . . Happy weekend pals. . . . #Emskaro_Da_Great A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a group of Anglican Pastors in an important inter- faith game. A few days before the match, disaster struck. The Catholic team's star player broke his ankle and the doctor said he wouldn't be able to play again for at least two months. "What are we going to do? moaned Father Matthew. "Well," said Father Thomas, "it so happens that Christiano Ronaldo is a good friend of mine. We could ask him to play for us." "But that wouldn't be fair" said Father Matthew. "No, but if we called him Father Ronaldo, no one need know," replied Father Thomas. Eventually Father Matthew agreed to let this devious plan go ahead but then, as luck would have it, he was suddenly called away on official Church business and was unable to watch the match. As soon as he could, he phoned Father Thomas for the result. "I'm afraid they beat us, 6-0," said Father Thomas. "But how could that happen?" queried Father Matthew. "We had Father Ronaldo in our team." "Yes," said Father Thomas, "but they had Pastor Fabregas, pastor Rooney and Pastor Mmesi playing for them.".Even pastor De Gea was present. . . Happy weekend pals. . . . #Emskaro_Da_Great A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a group of Anglican Pastors in an important inter- faith game. A few days before the match, disaster struck. The Catholic team's star player broke his ankle and the doctor said he wouldn't be able to play again for at least two months. "What are we going to do? moaned Father Matthew. "Well," said Father Thomas, "it so happens that Christiano Ronaldo is a good friend of mine. We could ask him to play for us." "But that wouldn't be fair" said Father Matthew. "No, but if we called him Father Ronaldo, no one need know," replied Father Thomas. Eventually Father Matthew agreed to let this devious plan go ahead but then, as luck would have it, he was suddenly called away on official Church business and was unable to watch the match. As soon as he could, he phoned Father Thomas for the result. "I'm afraid they beat us, 6-0," said Father Thomas. "But how could that happen?" queried Father Matthew. "We had Father Ronaldo in our team." "Yes," said Father Thomas, "but they had Pastor Fabregas, pastor Rooney and Pastor Mmesi playing for them.".Even pastor De Gea was present. . . Happy weekend pals. . . . #Emskaro_Da_Great |
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