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Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(m): 1:12pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
The RCCG member was initially doing well with abstinence from food and water later revealed that his male organ was preventing him from getting closer to God due to little erections on daily basis http://www.codewit.com/humour/23199-nigeria-man-cuts-off-his-manhood-due-to-fasting http://pulse.ng/religion/price-of-ignorance-rccg-member-cuts-off-own-penis-to-focus-on-21-days-fasting-and-prayers-id3421603.html 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
nothing wey person no go read for here 26 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
LMAO....Religion has finished man! 6 Likes |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by amanda2013(f): 1:18pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Rotfl. Konji na bastard! 7 Likes |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Rexphobia(m): 1:18pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
This is a joke abi.... 2 Likes |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by fijiano202(m): 1:20pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
chai...mumu of the highest order....so whats next when the fasting is over.... is better he goes to a revered school....even God would laugh at him..... but wait ooo...am doubting this pic...why is their wounds on his face and leg 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Trailblazer1(m): 1:20pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
He will look for it after the fasting 3 Likes |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Fabdedon(m): 1:20pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
He for pluck him eyes out nah 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Dreal1247: 1:21pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Ps is this kidding of joking? INHING THAT IT WILL GROW BACK AFTER THE FASTING? Na manho tree? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Rexphobia(m): 1:22pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
amanda2013: whatcha sipping, cute? Hope it's not tea |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Trailblazer1(m): 1:25pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
He will look for it after the fasting Wisdom is profitable to direct In all thy gettings get wisdom 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by amanda2013(f): 1:27pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Rexphobia:alomo 3 Likes |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I don't even know what to say 2 Likes |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Minet16(m): 1:31pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
mtchewww first, what is this thread doing @ political section?? second, he caught of his joy stick, why the wound on his knee?? third, why the wound on his face? or did he try to cut his face to?? fourth, OP why you de lie?? fifth, why una de believe am?? SMH SMH SMH I ROUND OFF BY SAYING THIS: people doing anything to make FRONT PAGE since 1000bc 8 Likes |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by chronique(m): 1:35pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Dude has bagged a first class in stupidity. When you see that fine sister in church that can make a brother go wet and your anaconda refuses to do the salute,that's when you'd know you've entered zero chance. I woke up this morning and my kini did not stand very well as it used to be and I started getting worried. But someone else decided to cut his own and throw away. Smh 2 Likes |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by GentleMimi: 1:38pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Lol. The dude looks senile. Anyone who believes this Bullshite needs a brain transplant . Last I checked, the fasting was for 40 days, not 21. But why the facial injury? Or was his manhood attached to his fugly face? And how come his boxers are still on him? OP, you can lie for Africa 4 Likes |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by chronique(m): 1:41pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
My dear,Nigeria has gotten to a stage where just about anything can happen o. Don't blame us if we partially believe. GentleMimi: |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
fijiano202: Minet16: THE OP SAID; bidexmat: |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(m): 1:42pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Are u sure u read the story? fijiano202: |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(m): 1:45pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Pls read well b4 u comment GentleMimi: |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by freshness2020: 1:47pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Like play like play naija don D̶̲̅ε̲̣y get Chinese mentality... ...I sorry for Ūя̲̅ mumuness! |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by GentleMimi: 1:49pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
bidexmat:Gullible OP, I read the bullshite above. If he has a prick injury, the boxer will not be there. 21days fasting? Your story does not add up. Even if it does, it shows a nutcase on the loose. He hopes it grows back after 21 days, seriously? 1 Like |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by tomakint: 2:07pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Now this is dope.......probably a Rastafarian this is hallucination at its peak and just like that he is penis-less |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(m): 2:10pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
You are really keen on embarassing yourself. Learn to make your point and keep shut. It's ur own opinion and it might be relative cause it's not the ultimate. U needed not to have used that word gullible. Must you sound like a tyrant before u can communicate. Jst warn yourself, I take God beg you GentleMimi: |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Minet16(m): 2:12pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
aikluck007: rubbish The "attack" does not mean that they beat him, rather they rushed to stop him. |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Minet16(m): 2:14pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
GentleMimi: 21 days to go |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by thorpido(m): 2:19pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Op is a liar trying to create a sensational thread. So he cut off his manhood and proceeded to try to pluck his eyes so he does not see evil and then try to cut his leg so it won't take him to a place of sin? |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by 100Cents: 2:20pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
That moment APC and RCCG embark on a joint political journey.. 1 Like |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Minet16: Whatever man! its not lyk I give a ffuck about you or the OP "Rushed to stop him" kor! So u were there when it happened.. Mtcheeew! SMH! |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Realdeals(m): 2:22pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Eleyi le gannn! Kilode |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 2:24pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
The hand work of konji...konji more than a bastarrd |
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by imsuboi(m): 2:28pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
this guy is a Heavy fool _____________________________________ Religion is like a cancer to the mind 3 Likes |
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