“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

“Cynthoney, it is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly."

“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials."

"A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."

"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies."

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."

Shoot!!!

"Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female."

"If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto."

"Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods."

"It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours. "

"Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown. " (R.I.P Coleman)

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"---Studio

"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."---Efemena

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves me more than I love myself"---Ben-10

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."---Sledge

"Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you."

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." (Starting with blacksta in front)

Sledge u stole ma former quote lol ~

Il est très bon

**kills english** sledge o, you are making me laughter

:-x :-x :-x :-x

Sledge - u well so??

Nice jokes! But erm. . . last time I checked, I still had 10 fingers o!!

Its only the pix i like

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the silly ones that need the advice."

"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after Baba Blue (Vicks) was told by Under G (Element G), he looked cool.

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house." - - -Dyt

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."- - -Ben & Daniluv

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - - -Okija

"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."- - -Blackstalips

"Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."- - -Sledge

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."- - -Inked Nerd

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."- - -Studio

Take note of the names on the images cos it applies to the individuals.

cont,

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extra

Wheres the joke?

Sledge

I dey laff ur jokes

until I see ma name 4 inside

wicked soul

Efemena_xy:

Sledge

I dey laff your jokes

until I see ma name 4 inside

wicked soul

We all have our own fair share and you cannot win all the time

Vic2k3:

Wheres the joke?

Do I look like I care

hmmm. . .

Who is the monkey dat keeps putting my name without my permission

nice work sledge

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."- - -KodyBody-licky licky

Baba blue (Vicks lemon plus)man and Efemena are making new password for computer; Baba blue types "mypenis"; Efe falls to the floor laughing cause the computer says error too short

^^ No say i no tell you- you de find some people wahala o

sledge406:

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."- - -KodyBody-licky licky

Baba blue (Vicks lemon plus)man and Efemena are making new password for computer; Baba blue types "mypenis"; Efe falls to the floor laughing cause the computer says error too short

9ice but nxt time try to omit ma name

Vic2k3:

try to omit ma name

So u are baba blue

Sledge - The Barack O'grin of nairaland.

At last u don get joke- - i'm happy for u sha lol

sledge406:

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."- - -KodyBody-licky licky

Baba blue (Vicks lemon plus)man and Efemena are making new password for computer; Baba blue types "mypenis"; Efe falls to the floor laughing cause the computer says error too short

Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty man!! 

Sledge e be like say u dey beg for castration abi??

**tasteless joke!**

oweniwe:

^^ No say i no tell you- you de find some people wahala o

Who dem be, where dem dey Na 2day yansh dey back

Vic2k3:

nxt time try to omit ma name

Life is unfair, abi

Studio CFR:

Sledge - The Barack O'grin of nairaland.

At last u don get joke- - i'm happy for u sha lol

U don get new chit for your mobile Y u dey happy for me abi I win lottery

Efemena_xy:

Sledge e be like say u dey beg for castration abi??

I know say you dey die to massage my dyck to erection. But nor worry, I like it in sleep mode for now.

Frowns and smiles

and it goes on

wicked