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Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by tosyne2much(m): 3:51pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Putting up this was terribly difficult for me but thank God for making it a success Note : I don't patronize "Bend down select ooooo because I rep boutique before some people go finish me with bashing Take A Cup of Pito & Spread Your Banana Leaf Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market 1. The ones who are NOT shy at all. Even if you are the president of a nation, they will bend down and select as if their lives depend on it because dem no dey look Uche face. 2. Young ladies picking bras & pants as if their lives depend on it. They don't even care if you will be their future husband 3. The ones that will ask for warranty before buying. They are like, madam you sure say this cloth no go wash so ?, I dey ask ni because the similar one wey I buy since 1985 neva even wash till date. If this one wash, I no go patronize you again ooooo 4. The ones who pick clothes and they will first wear it. They will ask almost everyone in the marker if it fit them, they are like, bros abeg shey dis cloth fit me ? Ehhn now e fit you, bros abeg shey you sure ?. They will turn to other buyers in order to be sure. The compliments they receive from random buyers determine if they would buy it 5. The ones who wear about 15 shirts, funny enough, na only one dem wan buy 6. A fine boy who goes there, the moment he sights a pretty lady, he drops what he's about buying and pretends as if he came there for a different thing because he doesn't want to be seen as a patronizer #if I hear# 7. The ones who tell history. The seller gives them prices and they are like, haba, no be today I don dey buy this thing na. In fact, the one wey all my neighbours dey wear, na me buy am for them & na N700 I buy am each, I no come know how your own take be N900 8. The ones who will brag making every other person in the market look like they are poor. For example, I'm actually not supposed to be in this market, just that I have gone to so many boutiques looking for this particular stuff but I couldn't get it, so I decided to give this place a trial 9. The ones who keep draging change with the seller as if they wan to add it to their life span. They are like, " I don dey buy this thing tay tay, why your market com cost like this na ?. He be like say you no want make I buy market for your hand because na that change go carry me reach house. 10. The ones who beat down the prize of a commodity & when the seller doesn't agree with the prize, they will start roaming around the market looking for N50 naira reduction in price ** Oya Let Everyone Start Repping Boutique ** Written by: Tosyne2much Source: http://tosyne2much..com 6 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by naijaboiy: 4:03pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
You no dey go bend down select but you sabi everything about am? This guy! |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Modify your post,your no 5 came twice. If you no dey patronize okirika and bend down select market How come you sabi all these? |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
naijaboiy:Howdy? |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Minet16(m): 4:06pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
naijaboiy: lol, you spoke exactly what was on my mind. well am guilty of none sha, i rep boutiques. |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by tosyne2much(m): 4:08pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
naijaboiy:. hahahahahahahaha lwkmd I don escort person go dia b4 na why I sabi those things. I rep boutique ooooo |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by rawpadgin(m): 4:08pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
9. the ones that are there for their private business: they buy for a particular amount & sell to a maga for an exorbitant fee 10: the gold sellers: they come to u & show a fake iron & be like "guy hafana? na real gold o, u nor go buy? |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by naijaboiy: 4:09pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Bunsky:i'm fine o! Where have you been? |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by priscaoge(f): 4:10pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
tosyne2much sounds like u talking out of experience |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Chazzyboy: 4:10pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
How come u know much |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by naijaboiy: 4:11pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
tosyne2much:I know say na the excuse you go use Maybe na you dey even sell the clothes gaan sef! |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by rawpadgin(m): 4:12pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Minet16:broke nikas are so easy to spot u rep aba made |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
#Team_Okirika |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
naijaboiy:I've been around. How's studies? |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Medunah: 4:13pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
U patronize only boutiques but u know how pple in a bend down select market, hmmm, i hail thee. Everyone will soon start reppin boutique |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by naijaboiy: 4:14pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Minet16: Lol don't mind him. So all of una don dey rep boutiques abi? |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Nobody: 4:15pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Hahaha !! Tosyne again ? Brilliant write up but you seem to be talking out of experience |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by priscaoge(f): 4:15pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
10: Picking Pockets....They are there just to steal people's wallets and purse. They will smartly snatch ur wallet when they notice that u are too engrossed in picking cloths ....Finally when you are done selecting first grade ,come pay make I see 11: Those that will keep lamenting for not coming early to pick first grades when the bail was opened early in the morning. They will want the seller to give them that price they would have bought earlier! 12: Girls that form,claiming that they are getting the cloths for their kid Sis @home B1tch shut up already,you are actually buying them for urself 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Minet16(m): 4:15pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
rawpadgin: hey don't say that. well I'll just say that you are lucky to be chatting with a guy from banana Island. my driver takes me shopping twice every month. |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Maybe you have never actually been there If not, why would you miss out the VIPs? They are esteemed customers, they don't haggle price unnecessarily because they know how much a look alike cost @ Gucci/Chanel Stores. The seller passes all Grade A to them, and you the non-regular would only get it - if it's not their size of they just don't like it. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by naijaboiy: 4:20pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Bunsky:You've been around...ok you just decided to put me one side bah. Studies is fine. 1 Like |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Minet16(m): 4:22pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
naijaboiy: mtchewww what's the big deal with repin boutiques. am thinking of spending my vacation @ the Bahamas, you are here talking about boutique. |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by naijaboiy: 4:22pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Op you don forget those girls wey be say na for there them dey select their pant and bra! Them go still dey price am ontop |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by tosyne2much(m): 4:23pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
priscaoge:I actually rep boutique Btw, I have only been there once |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by naijaboiy: 4:23pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Minet16: Guy I go like follow you o! When you dey go? |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Minet16(m): 4:25pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: so you saying that you one of em vip's? ifa hear say you no dey for regular customers list |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by priscaoge(f): 4:26pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
tosyne2much: I know |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by Minet16(m): 4:26pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
naijaboiy: that 'll be scheduled for March if I am granted the visa |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by priscaoge(f): 4:28pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: On point The VIPs get special attention! |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by naijaboiy: 4:31pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Minet16: No shaking baba Just keep me in touch |
Re: Categories 0f People You Will Meet At " Bend Down Select" Market by stanisbaratheon: 4:33pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
naijaboiy: no mind the guy na lie lie |
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