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How To Know If You Are Insane by Dani4tech(m): 6:34pm On Jan 22, 2015
HOW TO KNOW IF U ARE INSANE!
1. U smile alone just because you are chatting on a social
network. YOU ARE INSANE
2.if you shout 'its a goal!!!' just because
u score 2:1 for chelsea in ur phone's ps game. U ARE
INSANE
3.you did enough calculation on how u can
romance ur gf when u can't even solve simple
arithmetics in maths. U ARE INSANE
4.you gave #2000
to ur gf yet u went to meet ur mum to collect
hundred naira for recharge card.
5.If you dey cook for ur bf and ur mother dey cook for
you at home, u ar insane.
6.If you dey call ur gf three times in a
day but you call ur sister once a week,then you need
more than a prayer.
7. If you buy bb, ipad or android
tecno for ur gf or bf and ur mum no get phone at
all, u are insane.
8.If you no dey comment when guys post online but you
dey comment for ladies alone, u ar partially insane....
9.If u spent more than 12years in school only to tell
me that u don't understand mathematics, u are insane undecided
10.If you read this thing finish and you no like am or comment u are partially insane...
#Feel free to add yours grin grin grin
Re: How To Know If You Are Insane by manlawal(m): 6:44pm On Jan 22, 2015
if you post this type of thread on nairaland you are insane.

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Re: How To Know If You Are Insane by Dani4tech(m): 6:50pm On Jan 22, 2015
manlawal:
if you post this type of thread on nairaland you are insane.
Abi o.. Post thread ko...Create thread ni
Re: How To Know If You Are Insane by Beamborla(f): 6:53pm On Jan 22, 2015
If you call anybody who falls under number 1 and 9 insane, you are insane... especially no 9 angry sad

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Re: How To Know If You Are Insane by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jan 22, 2015
1- if you belong to political parties or football clubs, you are insane
2- if you agree with number 1 and 9.
3- if you save hairs in your pant.
Re: How To Know If You Are Insane by cutieberie1(f): 7:30pm On Jan 22, 2015
oo maybe u re insane to know too
Re: How To Know If You Are Insane by Dani4tech(m): 7:43pm On Jan 22, 2015
cutieberie1:
oo maybe u re insane to know too
u wan tell me say na only mad men dey recognize mad men?
Re: How To Know If You Are Insane by cutieberie1(f): 5:21pm On Jan 23, 2015
Dani4tech:
u wan tell me say na only mad men dey recognize mad men?

how does he knw signs of insane people if he z not 1 of dem

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Re: How To Know If You Are Insane by Nobody: 9:33pm On May 17, 2015
Beamborla:
If you call anybody who falls under number 1 and 9 insane, you are insane... especially no 9 angry sad

So am i right to conclude u no know mathematics? grin no offence meant ma, just a question. grin

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