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Hilarious Joke That Would Make Your Heart Best Faster by pamcode(m): 8:42am On Jun 12, 2015
Breaking News In EDO state
It happened in Owerri yesterday. I heard it
today at
lunch.
This world is becoming even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute
clothed
seductively by the road.
She was just to sexy to be overlooked. He
picked
her
up
and abandoned the way home to a hotel.
He lodged in with her. In less than five
minutes
he
was
on
top of her.
The prostitute was as flexible as a snake.
When
he
was
having sex with her, her moanings sounded
like
a
'hissing
snake'.
But he was carried away with her moves
and
didn't
really
give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her over and
over
again.
Paid her more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the
intention
of
having
another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom.
He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom.
He opened the door.
His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw
big
pythons
talking to each other.
He screamed loudly.
The pythons leaped on him.
He ran to the door and found it locked.
The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for
help and
banged the door.
The pythons got to him and jumps to strike
him.
""
""
Immediately he woke up!
And almost screamed but couldn't when he
discovered
it
was just a nightmare.
The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he felt...He felt
something cold touching his body.
He searched with his hands and it felt like a
cylinder
with
a hard skin impregnated with scales.
He finally felt something trying to swallow
his
head.
He
touched it and discovered it was a big snake
trying to
swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the
snake's
mouth.
The snake's poisonous saliva covered his
face.
He started struggling and struggling.
But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't
because if he
opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous
saliva
will
flow
in
and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully.
He
kicked
his leg, used his hands but the snake was
too
strong.
He managed to bite the snake's tongue.
The snake got wounded and involuntarily
vomits
him.
He looked at the snake with blood on his
mouth
and
discovered it was a big python.
He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed
the
python.
The python collapsed.
He jerked up and jumped out of the bed.
He started screaming for help.
He dashed out of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool.
His wife was asleep already.
He crawled into the bed beside his wife and
slept off.
He woke up almost at dawn and discovered
his
wife
has
turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did and
how he
stroke a
python dead.
Before he could apologise, his wife tod him
she
was
her
mother disguised in a different body.
He cheated on her with her mother.
She got so angry.
The man almost committed suicide.
His wife told him to return to that hotel and
carry her
mother back to the house if not she'll kill
him.
He left immediately and rushed down to the
hotel.
He went straight to the hotel room and
found
his
wife,
mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the
room.
They
were all hissing like snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the
same
secret
cult. They stood up and watch him without
saying a
word.
Great panic gripped him by the throat.
He couldn't talk.....
And the only problem now is
**I don't just know how I will end this FAKE
STORY...****
Mtcheww www...
Happened in EDO state my foot ..... Fake story
joor...
I'm sorry if I scared you.
Anyway this is one way of saying *be careful
in
life*
No vex

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Re: Hilarious Joke That Would Make Your Heart Best Faster by ladyteska(f): 9:02am On Jun 12, 2015
actually,it is very interesting even though i knew it was fiction,it is creative...nice one
Re: Hilarious Joke That Would Make Your Heart Best Faster by Pineapp: 9:22am On Jun 12, 2015
Its a good step you have taken, sooner you I'll stop masturbating..
Re: Hilarious Joke That Would Make Your Heart Best Faster by pamcode(m): 11:43am On Jun 12, 2015
pineapp i dont get you o

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Re: Hilarious Joke That Would Make Your Heart Best Faster by pamcode(m): 11:48am On Jun 12, 2015
ladyteska:
actually,it is very interesting even though i knew it was fiction,it is creative...nice one
thanks my friend idea though i just decided to post it here
cc lalasticala
Re: Hilarious Joke That Would Make Your Heart Best Faster by fr3do(m): 5:38pm On Jun 12, 2015
The thunder that will fire you speaks russian.
Re: Hilarious Joke That Would Make Your Heart Best Faster by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jun 12, 2015
If this makes front page, then I'm stupidangry
Re: Hilarious Joke That Would Make Your Heart Best Faster by pamcode(m): 6:29pm On Jun 12, 2015
YorubadBlood:
If this makes front page, then I'm stupidangry
no p bro abeg lalasticala help me disappoint this bro thanks
fr3do:
The thunder that will fire you speaks russian.
but why now

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