How does this make front page?

Kachisbarbie:
This is that woman, that poured acid on her rival's face , then jumped into River Niger.

She af turn to Eja-Nla (Big Fish)

Delicacy? Na to just fry am chop...with orijin
It isn't that big, I was expecting to see a whale-sized fish.

Dont tell me dat yu can drink Orijin.

and so F what!!

How does it bring back the missing girls ??

Kachisbarbie:
This is that woman, that poured acid on her rival's face , then jumped into River Niger.

She af turn to Eja-Nla (Big Fish)

Delicacy? Na to just fry am chop...with orijin
It isn't that big, I was expecting to see a whale-sized fish.

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remsonik:
Yummy.. ....barbecued fish with cucumbers and some fruit salad, eaten by the beach or pool

you be thief

Kachisbarbie:
This is that woman, that poured acid on her rival's face , then jumped into River Niger.

She af turn to Eja-Nla (Big Fish)

Delicacy? Na to just fry am chop...with orijin
It isn't that big, I was expecting to see a whale-sized fish.

Hahahahahaha Nice one. But the fish is not too big nw. As for the delicacy, steaming and garnishing with crazy spices and sliced onions sha

Poison.





If i dare taste as small as a small chunk of this? Na sorry go be my second name. Whole body be covered like that of a fish... abego!!!

sometimes I wonder who is in charge of the front page

Kachisbarbie:
This is that woman, that poured acid on her rival's face , then jumped into River Niger.

She af turn to Eja-Nla (Big Fish)

Delicacy? Na to just fry am chop...with orijin
It isn't that big, I was expecting to see a whale-sized fish.

Enough orijin dey ur system

remsonik:
Yummy.. ....barbecued fish with cucumbers and some fruit salad, eaten by the beach or pool

oni jeku je

duduhemit36:

oni jeku je

Its sweet o

pekeyim:
This na Photoshop see d black hand holding the fish from under dey like charcoal, while the other one is normal.

There are bigger fishes. You could Google the Argungu fishing festival.

Seun:
If I caught this kind of fish, I would fry it and eat it every day morning, afternoon, and night, until it's finished. Fried fish and iced water.
I would also grind the bones, intestines, skin, eggs, and other yucky parts that I can't eat, and mix them with rice or couscous for my dog.

You must be an economist

Seun:
If I caught this kind of fish, I would fry it and eat it every day morning, afternoon, and night, until it's finished. Fried fish and iced water.
I would also grind the bones, intestines, skin, eggs, and other yucky parts that I can't eat, and mix them with rice or couscous for my dog.

You must be an economist

This fish is called red snaper

Bony fish, not my type.

Seun:
Stephanie Okereke posted the following picture of men holding a giant scaly fish on Instagram recently.

She said, "Saw this humongous fish! Guess it will take like a month to finish."


http://instagram.com/p/yMmOlAGOTM/

Then she asked, "what delicacies do you think we can make with this?"

Someone is competing with Oga Titus o!

remsonik:
Yummy.. ....barbecued fish with cucumbers and some fruit salad, eaten by the beach or pool

You sound like my next.

Bamz:


You sound like my next.

Lol

Kachisbarbie:


ehnehn
No be only tilapia, na prawn

Bros he is kinda correct!!!
From my pre-observation it is a Lates Niloticus, also called Nile perch. I might be wrong though...

Big fishes are available in village markets along Niger and Kaduna rivers in Kwara and Niger states. Too far from Lagos

remsonik:


Lol

Is your name Faith?
Cause you may just be the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

Bamz:


Is your name Faith?
Cause you may just be the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

My name isn't faith o

Lagusta:
Looks like a giant tilapia fish....

Yummy!!!!!

No its not tilapia but the Nile Perch, scientific name: Lates Niloticus; its one of the biggest freshwater fish local to many rivers and lakes in Africa including many waterways in northern Nigeria.

It is a predatory fish, preying on other fish, making it a good game fish for sporting anglers because it is a good fighter, requiring adept skills to be hooked and landed using rod and reel (i.e. fishing oyinbo style).

It can grow to much bigger size (larger than a grown adult) as shown in the attached photograph and such sizes had been caught with bare hands by our local fishermen, during the once very popular biannual Argungun fishing festival (Argungu is a small historic fishing town in now Kebbi State in northern Nigeria).

Unfortunately, the festival doesn't hold as frequent as before and with time had also lost its cultural value and importance (google for more information).

The fish is arguably the most delicious and most valued among our local freshwater fish, because it has very little bone apart from the central (main) bone and the ones in its fins (dorsal, lateral and ventral) otherwise the flesh is free of bone and indeed very tasty - in fact just too yummy.

Its local Hausa name is Giwan Ruwa, meaning elephant of the water, so if anyone of you guys should ever venture to the north (in particular Hausaland) and wants to order or buy this fish in the local lingo - well you now know what to say.

This Fish is small compared to what I have seen in cross river

remsonik:
Yummy.. ....barbecued fish with cucumbers and some fruit salad, eaten by the beach or pool

uhm see ur mouth, u like life...

Good day Mr. Seun, I already sent you an E-mail as you requested for ads placement after payment, kindly reply my mail and credit my account
Thanks.

Blackchampion:
Picture of ur dog or i dnt bliv u hv 1

hhahahaa u challenging almighty seun....your days on nairaland are numbered

Kachisbarbie:


lols.
Are you an "Eleja" ?
How come you know so much about fishes? Hahahaha
I think it's a croacker....na think o

Anytyn wey en wan be...na for belly en go end.
so Like ur Dp much.

Looks like Lates niloticus

Seun:
Stephanie Okereke posted the following picture of men holding a giant scaly fish on Instagram recently.

She said, "Saw this humongous fish! Guess it will take like a month to finish."


http://instagram.com/p/yMmOlAGOTM/

Then she asked, "what delicacies do you think we can make with this?"

That fish looks really tasty and I can think of several things to cook with it.

I wonder how much it would sell for at your average Naija market?