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Don’t Copy, If You Can’t Paste... by cyprianlah(m): 1:58pm On Jan 24, 2015
A famous inspirational speaker
said; Best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman,
who wasn’t my wife. The Audience was in shock and
silence. He
then added: “She was my mother.”(A big round of
applause and
laughter roared).
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner,
he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen; Best years
of my life
were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my
wife.
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second
line of that
speaker, by the time he gained his
senses, he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of hot water!
Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you
can’t Paste.
Re: Don’t Copy, If You Can’t Paste... by Feranmicharles(m): 2:07pm On Jan 24, 2015
cyprianlah:
A famous inspirational speaker
said; Best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman,
who wasn’t my wife. The Audience was in shock and
silence. He
then added: “She was my mother.”(A big round of
applause and
laughter roared).
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner,
he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen; Best years
of my life
were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my
wife.
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second
line of that
speaker, by the time he gained his
senses, he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of hot water!
Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you
can’t Paste.

Lolz grin funny. Nt the second joke osad the speaker's speech is funny

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