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Don't Copy If You Can't Paste by Stancity(m): 9:38pm On Apr 10, 2016
An Inspirational speaker said: "The
best days of my life were the days I
spent with another man's wife".
Audience were in shock and silence.
He added: "and she is my mother".
A big round of applause and laughter followed.

One Man who listened to the speech
decided to crack this at home. After
dinner, he said to his wife: the best
days of my life were the days I spent
with another man's wife.... After a moment he tried to recall the
second line......
By the time he regained his senses, he was in hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife.
smiley smiley smiley

MORAL LESSON: Don't copy if you cannot paste correctly.

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Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste by domopps(m): 9:46pm On Apr 10, 2016
Funny copy nd paste indeed! grin





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Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste by DrayZee: 10:24pm On Apr 10, 2016
grin grin grin
Very funny!
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste by Iolite(f): 11:18pm On Apr 10, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy copy copy gone wrong.
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste by Gunsound(m): 1:21am On Apr 11, 2016
i dnt blame him, he wanted to impres his wife atleast
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste by Stancity(m): 12:17pm On Apr 11, 2016
Gunsound:
i dnt blame him, he wanted to impres his wife atleast
awkward grin grin grin

Now in the hospital nursing wounds... cheesy cheesy cheesy

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