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Twisted by whiz(m): 9:59pm On Aug 19, 2006
:Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go
back to
Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks

his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".



Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up
yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go
back to
school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary
up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I
think I
gave him my super glue."

twisted:
Re: Twisted by Fimmy(m): 10:19pm On Aug 19, 2006
smiley smiley Jonney na bad boy
Re: Twisted by iice(f): 7:53am On Aug 20, 2006
Hehehehehe bad!! tongue tongue
Re: Twisted by alinco2(f): 8:10am On Aug 20, 2006
wats wrong with super glue ,
or is the joke incomplete
Re: Twisted by Mystique(f): 1:30pm On Aug 30, 2006
Wel, if u cant figure dis joke out, you probably shldnt be on nairaland angry angry smiley

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